yea :-)

can u give me like 10 years and i’ll get back to you

tweet: “this is a trans woman safe place you're completely sa-*lightly punches you in the tummy* oh you believed me??? oh my godd look at the little pup gasp for breathhhh *pulls your hair back and makes you look me in the eyes* she's cryinggg awww but what is this?? a smilee?? hmm???”

turns out being an irredeemable sadistic monster is a good thing according to those pathetic loser girls i keep seeing

it turns them on actually

i should just post a picture of my clenched fist and watch my notifications explode with the most desperate whores i’ve ever seen

need an answer to this

wow she even gets mad in a weak & pathetic way

straddling her torso

thighs clamping down tightly pinning her arms to her side as she tries to get away

with two fingers in her mouth and the rest of them around her jaw making sure she can’t look away as she accepts her current and future fate

this is the afterimage on my retina

freaky girls belong in my dms btw

i know my tits are awesome because i notice im groping myself

have done an experiment and established that my prog (utrogestan) makes my homicidal ideation stronger lmfao

well duh,,, of course i get u. look. we buried them together and then had sex on top

the way i started squirming reading this

with 2 minutes of hindsight i realise i’ve been a cannibal since i was a toddler

whichever hrt makes you a cannibal is the one i think ive been taking for a year and a quarter

wearing boots truly makes me feel like a powerful lesbian

i’m not that kinda scientist but i need to get a labcoat, it would make some very specific kinks much more interesting

Omg I’ll be so glad when you join the land of not drinking alcohol 🫂

you fuckers lied to me i thought hrt was going to make me a woman and instead it made me look, act, and think like a fucking teenage girl. i'm supposed to be a hot but modest girlboss with an office 9-5 going on nice dinner dates with successful well-dressed men. instead i'm some hyper emotional bpd emo girl who can't get her shit together and keeps drunk-kissing other girls in parking lots and sleeping with men that remind me of my dad who probably only want me because i'm like a highschooler they can fuck without going to jail. when does the woman part come in, i fucking hate feeling like a teenager again

im starting to suspect im the only trans woman who doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink alcohol or energy drinks, doesn’t vape, doesn’t do weed or drugs, and isn’t on antidepressants

(cue “get me a pizza with nothin’” /ref)

i fear this may unironically be me

it’s ok i manage

yes, that is usually the sound little creatures make when you do something lurid or untoward to them

licks my lips

Not me at all, nope. Couldn't be me ever.

this is normal; most people experience this, even if the pretend to not

woa

how awful we talking about

need bottom surgery but also concerned about the… possible sexual implications

i need to do some research i think

if i could pin someone else’s tweet to the top of my profile i would

t4t date prep