Today in database nerds: @peschkaj.bsky.social and I are going to explore the concepts in the new Optimized Locking feature in the SQL Server Engine, currently only available in Azure SQL Database
We'll get started around 2 pm eastern if'n you want to join live
www.youtube.com/live/AL3CO6d...
I thought that politicians and journalists got those jobs because they were smarter than the rest of us
wait, do I have this right? nobody asked this jackass busybody to design a 'gay' web site — whatever the fuck that may be — but she took a stupid fucking hypothetical all the way to the Supreme Court and now we have state-sanctioned discrimination? fuck me, this is a shithole country
i have an alternate suggestion
abolish the TSA
100% effective
HENLO
A picture of an 8 month old corgi puppy sitting in an elevator with a smile that says she is very proud of how much poop she can produce first thing in the morning
Scully says gm
product idea: copilot for css
it just shuts down your computer