You heard the Lady 💗💗💗

💗🥹💗 “fast horses and fast cars”is my new personality

Yayyyy happy reading!!

Heyyyyy that’s a good-looking book 😏 happy reading!!

Evergreen trees, the covers of RULES FOR SECOND CHANCES and YOU, WITH A VIEW, and text reading “giveaway”

Description of shared vibes of the two books: To do: outdoors, seek out a beautiful vista, then ignore it and look at each other. Indoors, curl up with cosy blankets, soft cushions, and nostalgic family photos. To listen: “have yourself a merry little Christmas.“ Beautiful, hopeful, happy and sad at the same time. To drink: mulled wine – spicy, bittersweet, and intoxicating. To decorate: use evergreen boughs and pine cones. To celebrate: Plan something small and intimate. Two would be the perfect number of guests. To give: a keepsake that costs nothing and means everything.

Sometimes it feels like the only followers I have over here are bots with bios like “I lov pets my number one” but if you’re real I’m running a li’l giveaway over on the ‘Gram 😘

Links in my bio 😘

FOSSIL FEUD coming July 28, 2026 to a bookstore near you!!! Preorder and I will love you for 100 million years 💚🦕💚🦕💚

Oh I got this one today too! Love the whole copypasta vibe of the name with different font size and highlighting

🩷🥹🩷🥹🩷 Tysm!!!

I must confess this scenario never occurred to me!! 😂😂

Ahhhh tysm Stephanie!!! 💕🥹💕🥹💕

So glad it found you!! 💕

…to Alicia Clancy at Bantam Dell, in a six-figure deal, at auction, in a two-book deal, for publication in summer 2026, by Claire Friedman at Inkwell Management (world).

Maggie North’s FOSSIL FEUD, in which a renegade paleontologist on the verge of a major breakthrough must team up with a stuffy, unfairly attractive British academic to make a T. Rex-sized discovery – before her scheming ex-boyfriend beats her to it…

Punisher’s Marketplace announcement: Maggie North’s FOSSIL FEUD, in which a renegade paleontologist on the verge of a major breakthrough must team up with a stuffy, unfairly attractive British academic to make a T. Rex-sized discovery – before her scheming ex-boyfriend beats her to it, to Alicia Clancy at Bantam Dell, in a six-figure deal, at auction, in a two-book deal, for publication in summer 2026, by Claire Friedman at Inkwell Management (world).

HI FRENS what a weird time to have good news, but…I have some? Biggest thanks and unhinged screaming to editor Alicia Clancy, agent Claire Friedman, and Badell for going on this swoony, spicy, STEMmy adventure with me! LET THE BONE JOKES…BEGIN

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Trope graphic for the ripple effect: one year after the best, worst, hook up of our times; it’s a cruel summer with you; gentle giant loves giving, ahem; black cat meets golden retriever; only one tent; summer camp for adults; promise you’ll hold onto me *heart emoji*

The cover of the ripple effect (a giant ginger man stands in a Canadian mountain river, holding a petite blonde woman in his arms) super imposed against a mountain highway. The Author has done some very mid graphics to showcase a snippet of text: “ where are you heading?” “How about your place?” Breath comes out of him in a catch, then a rush. He turns my way, darkness falling in those eyes of midnight moss.

Character art for the ripple effect. A giant ginger man cradles and injured blonde woman in his arms. He looks very worried, which tracks, because they seem to be in a beautiful campsite in the middle of nowhere and it’s already sunset

Cover reveal graphic for the ripple effect showing a man gaping with interest at cover details: the female character’s Star Wars tattoos, the male character’s longish ginger hair, the way his fingers sink into her ass a little

It’s release day for THE RIPPLE EFFECT 🩷😭🩷😭🩷 This book shattered my heart, ruined my life, saved my soul, and put together my broken pieces better than before. She’s my defiant second child; the best, purest, deepest part of me. Welcome to the world, little star. I’ll forgive you if you forgive me 🩷

🩷🥹🩷 Tysm for sharing!!!

NGL the reviews (and especially this kind of praise from @michellehazen) have me on my knees 🩷😭🩷😭🩷

DAMMIT MICHELLE 😭

A sepia-toned picture of an outdoor shower with the text: Hr ends a long, tangle of lips and tongues with a soft nip and a wicked smile. “Don’t let me drown, Diz.” Before I can parse what he means, he’s on his knees. Kindle monthly deal, $3.99 until April 30

LAST DAY to get Rules for Second Chances for $3.99 🩷🩷🩷 you have your assignment

The Ripple Effect is a gentle hug for the soul. A steaming cup of tea sipped while watching an amber sunrise in the mountains. It's the tender kiss of a partner whose lips silently whisper their acceptance of every nuance of your being. Give this book a chance. I promise you won't regret it.

Oh WOW 🥹🩷🥹

a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man Alt: Inigo Montoya saying, "you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means”

…I don’t think “hot take” means what you think it means

OMFG IT’S CHUCK 😍

tfw you get your braces off and you’re already planning to show your ancient enemy how the tables have turned. And by ancient enemy I mean broccoli

Right how do we vote for this thing 😍

ETA: Meta stole my book to train their machine and I am fresh out of fucks, so if you want to try me with your weak replies about copypasta salad being the equal to imagination, I will block you for my peace 😌

Hot take: STOP calling it “generative” AI. START calling it derivative AI, or regurgitative AI. It doesn’t generate anything new, it only repackages stolen human work (and gets it wrong half the time anyway) #booksky

smashed the undo button SO HARD