Looking at new apartments now. It's amazing how owners will put in nice cabinets and pretty bathrooms, but not upgrade the wiring.
Yes, we noticed that the bedrooms all have one solitary outlet...
Carol also thought the fabric was food. I could hear the chewing.
Snail on my clothes.
Snail on my hand.
Carol climbs right onto me now. Of course, they leave a trail of slime and poop on me, but it's a small price to for these bonding moments.
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Snail and snail trail on my back.
I gave the snail a taste of freedom. They really enjoyed it, but I had to change clothes.
#snail #caracol
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
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Black cat Gordon enjoying the weather on the balcony.
He's not sleeping, but I want to keep the photos together.
#PlacesGordonSleeps
The IKEA flag has been consumed. The snail is comatose from their delicious meal.
Carol has discovered their new favorite food - the paper flags that come with IKEA food.
Apparently, my pet snail really enjoys watching snail videos on my phone.
Another one of those what-if-it-happened-in-another-country moments:
The president is suing the government for $100 million dollars for searching his home for the classified documents he stole, and the attorney who represented him on those charges is currently leading the Justice Department.
(Scene: 5th day of creation)
God: OK what's next
Angel: We have large birds, a bit of flair
God: Here's a Serving Cunt bird
Angel: No that's not what I mea...
God: SASHAY AWAY LIL QUEEN
I can see my house!
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No Tyrants Day in Valencia, Spain.
We can't say "No Kings" here in Spain, but there's going to be "No Tyrants" protests all over tomorrow!
Carol Cole is living the high life with a whole romaine lettuce base.
You never know if it's a regular period or an early miscarriage, so do a catch kit every month and send it to congress.
Just catch every period and send it to Congress. Every woman in the country.
The black mold in my apartment is going to kill me, I swear.
Both our cat and our snail found us through the pet distribution system.
"Penchant for tossing aside diplomatic norms" = "being an insufferable, unrepentant a-hole."
Giving serious thought to leaving the city during Fallas next year.
He might not be around for too long. Hus fondness for the r word forced me to report most of his tweets.
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It's really not 🤣 This is how I know you don't really know anything at all. Just patting yourself on the back. Everything is fundamentally a waveform, my guy. Chemicals, as modern academia calls them, are compounds. Many of these waveforms coming together to form a more Complex pattern of waveforms. Elements are, generally, a single pattern that has condensed into a higher form. Iron, Carbon, Helium, Hydrogen, etc? Single waveform patterns that have accumulated mass through harmonic resonance to itself. Particle physics
I think he may have gotten upset when I told him he hadn't hit Time Cube level yet.
Nope. He thinks everything is "vibrations."
There is something seriously wrong with this guy.
They used a placebo as a control group. That broke the entire study. I really wish people had paid attention in science class growing up because then they'd actually understand the scientific method.
Had to share this here. It's comedy gold.
This little guy came to our house in a head of red leaf lettuce, but appears to prefer romaine.
“I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has.”
God could not be reached for comment.
I am so ashamed of my country right now.
"..cases of flu reached their highest levels in the United States in 25 years... 22 million reported cases, 280,000 hospitalizations, and 12,000 deaths..." (60 in kids). Kennedy's HHS reacted with nonchalance, chaos, and active sabotage.
newrepublic.com/article/2059... via @lauralew105.bsky.social
