Jesus with a broom captioned: Jesus swept

Jesus with a broom. Caption: Jesus swept.

Michaelangelo's moses with horns from Moses (Michelangelo) - Wikipedia https://share.google/VGVt5Eqa2Vk6bidLP

That translation that says Moses had horns coming out of his head that fucked over Michaelangelo

AJ sets another #nrl try scoring record #souvstg

Oh no, they cut of America's wang!

Only two years to comprehed is way better than usual good for a bunch of folk who didn't learn shit from 45 and voted 47.

Carmen Taylor - No More No Less YouTube video by cadlagh1 Bill Kealy

Speaking of songs that date themselves, there's a line in this "I've travelled around the forty eight" i.e. the US before 1958. I can't find the lyrics online but I think she's boasting about being promiscuous, which is kind of not dated.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAx...

A paragraph from Matt Haig's "The Midnight Library" page 139: The life of a human, according to the Scottish philosopher David Hume, was of no greater importance to the universe than that of an oyster.

Is this where we got the expression "the world is your oyster"? #themidnightlibrary #matthaig

Trentemøller: Moan (Official music video) (HD) YouTube video by senmusic

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Big red string is behind this.

The first instance of Zeddemoresplaining.

Knowledge is power... fully nauseating

Mock turtle soup - Wikipedia

Oh god it's worse than I thought

Mock turtle soup - Wikipedia share.google/RTpfVaoGKCXM...

I thought possibly the other way round. Guess I'll ask Google.

Clearly annoyed about being called 'Thick-headed'

Sorry, the 'mock turtle' was unrelated to your mock lamb. I just remember seeing recipes mock turtle soup - have never experienced it and don't know why you'd try to imitate turtle soup.

What's mock turtle? Mum used to make "lamb's fry" which was offal (and awful) lamb liver I believe.

Yep. And the euphemistic "up at sparrow's"

Which god exactly, Aeschylus?

The Mani. Laconic.

And we have Stormy Daniels' testimony to prove it.

Chicken always tacos out

I'm holding out for a wisdom science major.

Is it wrong to read that as ‘clit hero’ or is that the joke?

I figure McGowan, as a former WA premier, already has years of experience shilling for mining.

In Australia both are common because both institutions tend to be near CBDs where parking is not free. Employees getting free parking in that close to a CBD is considered a "fringe benefit" for taxation purposes so the employer has no fiscal option but to charge for parking.

To ABC News, it's routinely 'Iran-supported Hezbollah militants', but never 'US-supported Israeli mass murderers'.

First saw Toy Love (featuring Chris Knox) in 1980.

Pretty sure the venn diagram "people who have some form of neurodivergence" and "people" is a perfect circle.