I didn’t drink any coffee yesterday, the first time in years. I drink twice as much coffee today in order to make up for it. If you come and play my pedals at the Portland pedal expo, I will be shaking and yammering super fast. do not be afraid.

I’ve released a new pedal! It sounds like this! This current run is limited with variant artwork.

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You can snag one here, if you’re fast!

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Last night I had a dream where I was auditioning to be the singer for the Dead Kennedys, but it was at a gig in a coffee shop with zero people in attendance. We didn’t even have a drummer. It was a terrible gig. It was a terrible dream.