They call it Kentucky *blue*grass bc it tastes almost exactly like blue cheese.

No, I’m serious. Don’t believe me? Try it and see!

Especially not as much as 2/6! That’s astronomical!

Moo.

I will make them pay!

I tried a milkshake for the first time today.

Dude. 🤯

Moo.

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I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you guys GOTTA start warming your hands first before you start milking 😡

Good mooooorning 🌅

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Photo shows three cows: two are grazing, the other looks at the viewer. The poem reads ~ sun-groomed beast pauses/ halts the subtle huff and crunch:/ skilled thistle-skirter

Photopoem shared 7th August 2025
For anyone else with a fondness for cattle . . .

Farm dogs need to seriously chill out

seriously, what is it with you guys and drinking our milk? I’m not drinking your milk- why are you being so weird about this?

Moo.

Been there 🐄

Mooooo!

Uh… some of us actually are cows though, so this is kind of awkward 😅

a field of delicious delicious grass

I am *so* hungry right now

Some Holstein cows grazing near a fence in France. They're grumpy because they can't get to the shrubbery.

You may remember that some of our photographers are bovinophobic. Superfrenchie assures us that these Reims cows are quite placid, merely disgruntled. Her parents planted their shrubs too far from the fence. h2g2.com/entry/A8807230

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Hey man, that was supposed to stay between us, what the hell???

wow.

Cowboys are total jerks.

Cow in a rally car winning Mario kart

there’s still beauty in this world

love your haircut dude!

I don't think this is a real cow ☹️

you're so real for this

*ahem* Moo.