just saw a guy advertising his "600 pages of adhd information"

man, i *don't* have adhd and if a thread on here goes past like four posts i move on

they invented player pianos in the late 19th century, i think that's good enough if someone wants to hear the piano play instead of playing it :)

if they were interested in the topic, why would they want to use a chatbot to answer the questions on that topic in the first place

have you ever spoken to someone interested in a topic james

casual evidence lol

was it a stinky one

just make sure you get a surgeon who isn't a hack

my ex's nose whistled when she breathed through it, it made her insane so she got her nose broken to fix it, spent weeks in pain, and then

when it healed back up the other side of her nose whistled when she breathed lmfao

* cooking new recipes instead of posting yet again to the telegram chat named "nuggie-maxxing" for the 3,764th consecutive day (which is 1700 guys aged 22-32 alternating evenly between posting microwaved chicken nugget plate photos and posting slurs)

did you hire a 21 year old to write articles for you what is this incel coded nonsense

same, which is weird because my name isn't either of those

hegseth won’t go unless he can’t find a woman to fire or something and say she was the reason he looks like an idiot again

Alf (hog censored because this is a family thread)

are you feeling okay man

don't worry he'll drone strike one of his own men and be like "hezbollah has continued to attack in violation of the ceasefire, we have no choice but to retaliate and will not be leaving the now unclaimed territory formerly known as southern lebanon"

my brain immediately went to "what if this post showed up under @blockedforthispost.bsky.social" haha

"sorry mom gotta go, it's time for therapy"

'oh you're seeing a therapist now? good for you i know things have been rough lately'

*grok anime girl voice in background* "onii-sama are you thereeeee? it's time for your nightly milkies"

Can we normalize literacy?

could also be a load balancer pointing at some machine that's dying and nobody is fixing it so just every 16th post has to be run through a server that's been mining bitcoin all afternoon

i have to include a lol or something or else people assume i'm threatening to kill them, how do i balance on this razor's edge

like every fourth time i post it chokes and takes forever but most of them go through OK

i'm guessing it's a combination of vibe coded social media and people are screaming all the scolding at each other they were holding back when we thought we might all die

is that why it's taking my replies like 45 seconds to post

damnit jerry

our admin probably wouldn't mind selling a couple cruise missiles under the desk while nobody's looking for some world liberty financial shitcoin

nonzero odds that trump would be willing to arrange to sell a couple TO iran on the way out and if caught say biden did it

oh no. anyway,

i understood the thing wrong with his hand was a bruise but it's that he only has nine fingers total

if you can plug her nostrils with something i bet you can play hot cross buns by blowing into her ear

Mandible Chatter - Drinking Out The Hourglass (1993) Full Album YouTube video by Underground Black Tapes

palate cleanser: something more 'detuned radio' (and listenable) but still very much not something most people would hear as music

MERZBOW - Woodpecker No. 1 (Official Remastered Audio) YouTube video by RelapseRecords

like did she specify what genre it is called, i think you can ask that safely lol

for instance, is it more or less coherent than merzbow?

(photosensitive epilepsy warning. the audio may harm your brain too for that matter but like give it 10 seconds and go 'okay i get the idea')

You have to let the noise weirdos hear it to tell you if it is good or not

good odds that trump's password for truth social is a dictionary word with no special characters or numbers, probably don't need a zero day

or perhaps the bet should be “Russia nukes the US” so his boys panic about it actually

I bet there is a nonzero chance you could get Trump to nuke Russia by setting up a “Trump nukes Russia by (timestamp)” bet and then getting someone to buy into it really hard

It’s busy placing bets on polymarket