lady: Please stop singing Backstreet Boys fella: Tell me why

The 1970 Urbanina
Designed by the Marquis Piergirolamo Bargagli

OL’ TICKLEFINGERS was actually my nickname is college …

Low Blow Bichette. 😉

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Haven’t been to any John Legend concerts but I’m thinking he likely gets booed less often.

If your a NY Mets fan I feel bad for you son, the Blue Jays have their problems but Bichette ain’t one …

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

Jerry yes.

Barry Sanders.

This is a dance off!
If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

Let's gooooo, @bluejays.com! ⚾️

Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? No explanation.

1) Toronto Blue Jays
2) Whoever is playing the Yankees
3) Detroit Tigers
4) the Toronto Blue Jays again

Happy breakfast club day! The movie I can recite the script for, in every scene.

Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Angel Bastardo.

Despite being Canadian and having zero lessons I’ve recently come to believe I can somehow understand Spanish.

Thanks - so far, so good.

Thanks so much.

Thanks so much! For some reason I’m more excited than nervous. 🎉

Thanks! And it sure was - pretty unheard of anymore.

Me, as an old man, drinking a beer and reading the paper on my front porch as I yell at kids TO GET OFF MY LAWN!

Well .... it's finally here. After 30+ years with the company today is my last day. Where did that time go? And while I may not know exactly what the future holds I do know that it's time for you to GET THE %*&@$ OFF MY LAWN! 😡

Chris Cornell - "Nothing Compares 2 U" (Prince Cover) [Live @ SiriusXM] | Lithium YouTube video by SiriusXM

You (a moron): Clearly Sinead O’Conner did it first and best.

Other people: Well, it Is a Prince song.

Me: ( a genius): Chris Cornell.

youtu.be/IuUDRU9-HRk?...

“You’re doing a great job … ahhh … you. Nice pace and form - keep it up … you.” — me, offering encouragement to a horse with no name.

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

It's me standing next to my new (to me) car that I've nicknamed “MINI Barbarino”. (Oh, its a 2020 MINI Cooper BTW.)

I’d like to introduce you all to “MINI Barbarino”.

That is helpful but it seems like calendars may not mean much going forward. I’ll likely look for something part-time eventually - but yes, retirement. 🍺👴🏻👍🏻

a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him . Alt: The guy from "The Princess Bride" sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him .

I just recently signed the paperwork and March 13th, 2026 will be my final day at work - a job that I somehow managed to keep for 31 years, 10 months and 15 days. Where did THAT time go?

the scene in the Simpsosn where Moe is at the bachelor auction and is stared at with disgust by all the women until he walks into the reject pile. there are three Moes labeled Auston Matthews, Brady Tkachuk and Connor Hellebuyck. The disgusted women are labeled the People of Canada

a woman wearing glasses and a choker is saying you better know me ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a choker is saying you better know me

It’s not easy to admit, but I think my favourite kind of a commercial is a ‘celebrity endorsement, where the ‘celebrity’ spends the first half of the commercial explaining who exactly the fuck they are.

a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with a sign that says canada ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with a sign that says canada

GO CANADA! 🇨🇦

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

Heated Rivalry (2025)