I've started a Go Fund Me for Markwayne Mullin. Help us separate Mark Wayne-Mullin's names properly.

I came

I saw

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Non-agression pact? Steven Miller has the Joachim von Ribbentrop role. Stay tuned, as the finale will leave some hanging.

Listened to oral arguments from SCOTUS today. My takeaway: I can't believe Alito is a judge. Wouldn't he and the Mrs. be happier as Betsy Ross Flag franchisee?

Putin and Trump to sign non-agression pact. Trump gets Scotland, and Putin seizes the rest of Europe.

Putin and Trump to sign non-agreesion pact. Trump gets Scotland, and Putin gets the rest of Europe.

Trump borrows foreign policy from Hanna-Barbera classic character Snagglepuss: "Exit stage left." The blowback from his 'excursion' will spawn deadly repercussions for generations.###

Bigamist healthcare fraud in history, and Flori-duh man votes for him.

Middle Eastern petro states are blowing up oil/gas infrastructure better than any Sonny Bono, tree-hugging, ecoterrorist. Check notes: the Sonny Bono thing was a different type of tree-hugging. Sorry.

How much did Florsheim pay for the product placement in season 5, episode 3, of The Unprecedented Show?

Kari Lake, Senior Advisor for the U.S. Agency for Global Media, announced today that John Davidson, of Tourette/Bafta fame, will anchor all Voice of America broadcasts-regardless of language.

Noted children's book author researching new story on how King Donald won the GOLD Medal
of Milan.

Tariffs are regressive as is flat tax. Americans for Oligarchy Prosperity love Trumps ability to obscure everything behind his veneer of lies. Charlie Koch can't believe his luck. I'm pondering how it took them so long to 'get' Donald's act.

Question suggestions for Hil & Bill:

Were you at one of Donald's weddings?

Was Jeffery Epstein in attendence?

Did he have an underage girl at his table?

Is it true that an all-girls high school yearbook was the center piece on every table?

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quid-pro-stitute###

Trump offer her The Sudentenland.

Fossil fuel fascists is the preferred term.

If you have IMMIGRATION DERANGEMENT SYNDROME have you asked yourself why candidate Trump instructed legislators to vote against Sen. James Lankfords (R, OK) immigration legislation?

Odd how Pantone's 'Color of the Year' turned out to be OED 'RAGE BAIT'
English is a Funee Language ###

ANTIFA rents 5 floors in Trump Tower/Chicago. It's on Wabash. Their leader is D. D. Eisenhower. Send Blackhawk helicopters.

A ham sandwich in the Eastern District of Virginia has indicted Lindsey Halligan on charges of impersonating a lawyer. Local lore recalled the case of a man who bit his dog. "He werent posing as a dog tho, he just hated that hound." Said local man Titus Raybies.

From Associated Press: The Gulf, formerly known as Mexico, and currently known as America, will change to Tonkin in the run-up to the war against Venezuela, according to President Trump's spokesperson.

Fossil Fuel Facists is more like it.

Kenny, teach 'em how to shift the tax burden down through flat taxes.

Don't be surprised if prison authorities find Ghislaine Maxwell hanging around at the end of her puppy leash.

The arc of the moral universe is long, but bends toward wind turbines and solar panels on all Trump golf courses.

Trump announces reduced-price GLP-1 shots for children on SNAP.

Trump plans to provide reduced-price GLP-1 shots to children on SNAP to tamp down their appetites.

Trump must have told Mace that children on SNAP will now get reduced-price GLP-1 shots to tamp down their appetites.

Scott Simon may know something about this.###