I hope you sit on your front porch enjoying a delicious tomato sandwich while giving tomatoes to all the neighbors who *didn’t* complain

Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats. 

Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.

This photo needs to be the front page of every news paper in the world.

Israel prevented Palestinian children from going to school by blocking the routes with razor wire — the Palestinian children sat down in front the razor wire and start studying.

Our formerly feral kitten kept trying to get out until she succeeded and then ended up in the crab sink in the backyard hollering for someone to rescue her. Whomst among us has not hollered metaphorically in the crab sink

Reminds me of the time a library patron complained that the local Democrats were using the meeting room. “The Republican Women meet here every month,” I said. “Well, they didn’t invite ME,” she said. I refrained from explaining that neither of us were in the tax bracket to get invited to that group

It’s really tough when a long time goes by with no donations. Even a small regular amount can help a lot.

I have already gotten great advice for my tomatoes!

Marah could use help for her daughter who is sick.

Find out if your local library has a budget for author visits and get them to invite varianjohnson.com/books/. He did a kids’ writing workshop at my library years ago and he is AMAZING. So good and thoughtful with the kids.

Black Boys Code USA - Empowering Black Boys with Coding Skills Through Free Workshops In North America Black Boys Code is an educational organization dedicated to introducing Black youth to computer science through free coding workshops and educational programs.

They’re mostly in Canada but they’re growing in the US: blackboyscode.com

No-fault divorce makes it possible for women to leave spouses who rape them without “proof” that they are being abused. Speak out against ending it.
-Address the pipeline that leads kids to manosphere content on YouTube. Pay attention to what they’re watching. Don’t let kids on Roblox.

- Talk with young men in your life. Ask them when it would be ok to “have sex even though she said no.” Some real answers teens have given include “If I’ve had sex with her before” and “If I bought her food.”
- Find out if your legislators want to end no-fault divorce (1)

AIEEE I AM ALSO BEING NORMAL AND ALSO I NEED ALL THE CHICKENS

I am so releeve! Welcomb, Beatrice!

I just did a reread from the beginning and found this part that I really needed to see right now. If you need me, I’ll be hanging out with the Tres Primos.

Oh bummer! I haven’t bought from them but they have been on my radar

@workingclasshistory.com might have some stuff!

Please remember Motaz’ wife is pregnant and needs food and prenatal vitamins ❤️

Right? Also, how could Pharisees be an « elite » in a province ruled by the Romans?

Gettin dere passport pichures takens before goin to Okrahamblone

None here yets eether, but we livs in hope

I will be doing this just as soon as I can get tomatoes in the ground!

This also happens every year when Elmo posts about Ramadan

Somehow MAGA forgets that Ramadan happens every year and gets mad all over again

I need new bingo cards already and it’s only April - also your username is the best 🫡

It actually is the bricks - well, animated versions of the plastic bricks, anyway. There have been a couple of kids movies made with animated LEGO people and sets, and for some reason the Iranians have been making hilarious propaganda videos with AI voiceovers and LEGO animation

The Iranian LEGO video of this one is going to be intense

In the US, the HR department should absolutely not want you to do it, because it opens them up to charges of rejecting people based on appearance. (Note: I absolutely get that they may be rejecting based on appearance *anyway* - the point is to minimize their chance of getting caught at it)

Blooski very clowdy to day

Today I proposed banning "surveillance pricing" — a creepy practice where corporations weaponize your personal data to rip you off. Deeply disappointed the motion was rejected. Canadians are already being crushed by sky-high costs. They deserve relief, not corporate exploitation.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic lasted over twice as long as the confederacy.