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Perverts make the best artists. The most fascinating, the most insightful, the most transcendent and meaningful art can only be created by those who have a deep psychosexual obsession with their subject matter (i.e. Kojima, Fujimoto).

Me when I’m a wealthy and socially powerful Mormon man in 1890

REAL!!!!

Dark souls victory message altered to say bong cleaned

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Dark souls victory message altered to say bong cleaned

death stranding 2 trailer is FIRE kojima is COOKING

So glad I’ve managed to work out the ideal weekday schedule for me
-8 hours work
-5 hours sleep
-3 hours transit
-8 hours silliness, hijinks, goofing off, and other diverse forms of malarkey

Super yes

I love listening to orchestral music on public transit. It makes me feel like a mysterious and alluring, aloof let lonely young woman in a French New Wave film.

Beautiful transsexual woman named Doug

I’m sorry I don’t know enough about Todd’s relationship to Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter to comment

Was having a genuinely sweet and heartfelt moment with gf and then it compared us to Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman. Can our relationship be saved?

Cheetos are spiritually chips

No it’s a chip that’s spicy. Like Takis.

-Ursula Von Der Leyen’s friends reaching out to her

Perfect woman

*worst white rapper you’ve ever heard voice* call my girl poly way she wanna eat a cracker

Trying out a new name

Goon Squad by Deftones

Yeah my favourite Deftones track is uh ummm

hiiiii

vore xD

A graduated cylinder

Storing joints in one of these

"STOP doing trinitartianism. monotheistic religions were not supposed to have MULTIPLE GODS. years of praying yet no real world use found for going higher than one god. wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? we had a tool for that. it was called polytheism. "God told me to have no gods beside him which is why i also worship some bird and also this nazarene twink" statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged. Hello i would like to pray to trinity sign gods please. they have played us for absolute FOOLS"

im tired of dog racism discourse lets reheat this one instead

Getting crossfaded with your girlfriend and cuddling in bed on your anniversary is lowkey goated when feeling a deep sense of love and fulfillment is the vibe.

What if I became a puppygirl. For the sillies. For the bit.

Goes hard!!!

quanxi simping hard for makima from chainsaw man

reze simping hard for makima from chainsaw man

so-called toxic yuri fans when real problematic ship enjoyer show up

You know what’s fucked up is I bet drunk driving is really fun. Like you have the thrill of going fast in a car combined with being pleasantly buzzed. That sounds so nice. They should make drunk driving but safe.