I'd love to see sanctions against the US. Trump would be gone within a week if we took away Bake Off and GTA.

*stops holding breath, gasping for air* oh thank god

Invader Zim looking up, bewildered by a gem-like plumbob hovering and spinning above his head. Invader Sim. It's almost a joke. It might even be a joke.

#InvaderZim

Really blows my mind that we can do all this.

Everything from radio communication, to deploying the parachutes correctly, is marvel of science and engineering.

Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"

Went to the dog park hoping to find a new friend. Unfortunately they all have owners already :(

Crow on the Orient Express

Lion and Prejudice

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Giraffe

Jerry Chen

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

I'm utterly convinced dark mode stans just have their screen brightness too high

We’re just innocent men

We should celebrate music in games a lot more! A few with absolute bangers in their soundtrack:

- Halo
- Civ 4 & 6
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Europa Universalis 4
- C&C Red Alert
- Tetris

They should do a show like breaking bad except the terminally ill guy just takes out a fascist dictator and gets their own Wikipedia page haha lol jk

Reminder to always vote.

Politicians aren't all the same. Your vote does matter.

The concept of stocks and shares is directly leading to the destruction of Earth.

They dig up the earth, wipe out species, and pollute the air and water without any care for tomorrow, because "line must go up" today.

Fuck you Charles Darwin.

What possible evolutionary benefit could depression provide?!?

You can just, like, make yourself a giant bowl of spaghetti. No one can stop you.

Trying hard to remain grounded. But a Green government next GE would literally make me cry with joy....

Programming is weird because sometimes you spend 3 days working really hard on something and all you really have to show for it is a black screen with the word "success" in system font.

I need an Agatha Christie's Poirot point and click adventure game built in SCUMM

I once bought a packet of mints only to discover they'd drilled a hole right through the whole bloody lot of them!
It was an even bigger shock than discovering Screwfix sell fisherman's friend.

I don't understand why infectious disease vaccines were ever made optional, barring a known health issue of the recipient.

Public safety is more important than religious beliefs, conspiracy theories, or plain obstinance....

Overheard in bar:
"I spent 45 minutes making a character then restarted before I killed a single goblin"

I think they're talking abt BG3? I did the same thing lol

It's too cold.

Hurry up and let me "it's too hot" post

the snoofing

Compiler warnings as errors. Just as a little treat to the pedants.

RepetitiveStrainMaxxing

I hope discord crashes and burns, not because of this new ID change, but because it killed web forums.

Entire Poirot series is on Netflix 😍 Which god graces me with such a blessing‽