Damn scorpions, like it’s our fault they’ve been here longer than we have, jeez…

That spaniel is BLACK METAL

The early stuff from these guys was cooler 😁

Damn, I’ve been a Met fan since I was 11 years old (1984). This is bad, very bad. It’s still cold here in Essex County NJ, and the Mets’ season is probably already over.

As I see the word #taco trending on Bluesky right now, let me remind you that this piece of shit threatened the annihilation of a country a few weeks ago. Stop with the taco shit. Not everything is a meme. This shit is serious.

No shit?

An older tiger stripe dude named Santiago, chilling on the deck and digging some tunes

Santiago aka Chachi

My difficulty with the faith I was raised in is that part in the bible where God cuts a shot a little too late and you can see a cursor for a split second.

Yesterday’s show was terrific, Hearty. I’m enjoying a big ol’ mug of gravy right now!

I remember an America where paper towels featured fanciful prints.

Pasta numbers are meaningless. Or are they?

I need to watch more Prem. I miss eating breakfast and hearing the commentator say something like “well, here we are eight and a half minutes into what is becoming a protracted feeling out period with neither side able to get the other on its radar just yet”.

6 4 and a quarter

I tried to tell the other guys in Cows In Heat that we needed to shop ourselves around, but they just laughed and called me a sell out.

A chilled fork
Woah, oh yeah
And a ginger ale salad
Oh yes, oh yes

I saw your mommy and your mommy’s the receptionist for a lawyer I needed to see last week.

Catching up on pop culture, specifically Billy Ocean’s “Don’t Break the Soap Pad in Two”.

Honestly, I don’t think it’s any more complicated than Vance is a broken human. I mean, I’m sure there’s some weird manipulative shit going on in Trump’s head because he’s also crazy, but Trump doesn’t even need compromat on Vance, I’d say. Weird right wing daddy shit that is now our problem. Damn.

Why is he doing this to himself? What a fucking weirdo.

Joker rocking an exquisite red velvet schnozz 😻

Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman

“I did a Red Cross!”

The cat has the moral high ground in this situation, I’d say.

If the space ship is traveling fast enough, they’ll never even notice; the fart will simply pool against the back wall and dissipate in the air scrubbers.

I got bottles. I got a couple buckets. As long as the ice machine is working, I’ll be gone not tomorrow but the next morning.

My crack’s not good enough for you?

Sorry to make all this about me, but there’s a bunch of difficult stuff going on for me right now, and having a lunatic in the Oval Office is not helping.

It's not a cult. They're not brainwashed. No excusing them. There are people who are just evil to the core with no empathy for others and the only time they'll PRETEND to show feelings, is when THEIR life and ONLY theirs, is inconvenienced in some way, and they will go right back to being evil after

She’s not “ill informed”, she’s doing schtick.

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