Thank you babes

extremely funny thing for a notorious draft dodger to say

Ka'ra the tuxedo cat sits atop her carpeted cat cave looking right at you with big yellow eyes. Her mouth is open to talk to you, and her ears are up and uneven, the right slightly lower than the left.

...aNd then the neighbors went to work, an bLinky was in our yard, but the squirrels scared her an she ran away, an then the sun started to show up an the birds were singin.

tHat is my report.

Good morning everybody!!
No...the pink panther is not universally loved.

And I love to see you every morning 🥰🥰

You too!!!

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

Meeee

Would love to be the clean up crew 🥵👅😘

Me too though wth 😭😭😭

a grotesquely elongated, gigantic face floats in the darkness of a hallway at night, mouth open

man in the hallway at night

base photo by @neonrot.bsky.social thank you!!

Tame jackdaw from a rescue tethered comfortably to a persons hand

Yesterday I met a jackdaw called Kevin

I can’t even lie.. that goes so fucking hard.

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

They say pineapple make it taste good so I been fucking those little Dole Whip cups from Costco

Idk what the plan is but count me in!

Good standards 👍

I’ve finally accepted how much of a gooner I really am.

They're just silly little guys

Sir yes sir

Lmao what 💀😭

Beefy 😍😍😍

#car #carjacking #driving

Daddy …You’re So Dammm Cute

better than tinder and grindr
➡️ theb.co/@mensohot

Group projects work best when everyone is fully engaged.

#Batemoor #GroupProject #SharedLoads #JockCock #CockSucking #GayGroupSex
Models: Unknown

☔️
#TheGoonersHandbook