For those recycling their raccoon calendars... May 2025 has the same date layout as January 2026
Posts by Writeoff Raccoon
A wooden desk surface with a few small liquid droplets arranged to resemble a sad face, with two round drops as eyes and a longer streak forming a downturned mouth.
.... I think my desk isn't impressed with my shenanigans 🫤🦝
A widescreen Acer monitor displaying a mostly black Windows desktop. Desktop icons are clustered in the upper left corner, while a single column of icons appears oddly aligned along the far right edge of the screen. The mouse cursor sits near the center, emphasizing the empty space, making the desktop layout look glitched or partially reset.
Ah, seems like Windows rolled out their new update, how simplistic 😂🦝🦝
A departure board inside Moynihan Train Hall at Penn Station. The top half shows Amtrak departures, including the Maple Leaf to Toronto, the Adirondack to Montreal, the Keystone to Harrisburg, and multiple Northeast Regional trains. The bottom half shows the Long Island Rail Road schedule, with colorful destination bars for Huntington, Babylon, Ronkonkoma, Hempstead, Long Beach, and more, many noting connections to JFK Airport. The time displayed at the bottom reads 7:05:32 AM.
A wide view from a moving train overlooking rows of low-rise residential buildings in Queens. Beyond them, the Manhattan skyline stretches across the horizon under a cloudy morning sky, with prominent skyscrapers visible. To the right, the Robert F. Kennedy (Triborough) Bridge spans the East River. Train tracks run along the bottom edge of the image.
Aaaannnnnd scurrying back to Boston
See you next year, New York!!
🦝
A round blue-and-white paper plate arranged with a small charcuterie assortment on a wooden table. The plate includes slices of two types of cheese, square crackers, a handful of pistachios in their shells, a small pile of golden raisins, and two varieties of sliced cured meats arranged in overlapping sections.
This is how us coons fashions a shar... Cerca.... Meat, cheese, and fruit plate
🦝🦝🦝
An elevated subway line runs through a dense urban neighborhood, with several silver train cars stretching across the tracks. Below are tightly packed buildings and rooftops, some covered in patches of snow. In the distance, a skyline of taller apartment towers rises above rows of smaller homes and low-rise structures. The sky is clear, giving the whole scene a bright, crisp look.
The subway trains are napping for the weekend 🦝
A sealed plastic package containing three colorful stackable cups from the Kirby × Kura Sushi promotion. The cups are teal, yellow, and pink, each with a different Kirby design on the front. They sit on a restaurant table.
A black tray holding a printed receipt from Kura Revolving Sushi Bar. The total charge is $94.75. The tray sits on a table next to partially visible feet and the corner of a colorful promotional flyer.
A taiyaki (fish-shaped pastry) standing upright in a small square dish, served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a generous spoonful of sweet red bean paste. A metal spoon sticks out of the dish, and everything sits on a dark tabletop.
Mission success!!!
🦝🦝🦝
A nighttime train platform with a large white-and-red sign reading “New Haven.” The ground is empty except for the textured yellow safety strip near the tracks. Lights from a nearby parking structure glow in the background, and faint reflections from the train window appear at the top of the image.
DMed
A large digital departures board hanging in Boston’s South Station. It lists MBTA and Amtrak trains with their departure times, destinations, and statuses. Two of the destination listings are clearly glitched: the 10:10 PM train simply says “FALL”, and the 10:15 PM train says “NEED”, as if the board has given up and started expressing its emotional state instead of actual locations. Travelers move around below the sign, with food vendors like Auntie Anne’s and Carvel in the background.
fall.......NEED👺👺👺
(Someone get that train sign a Pumpkin Spice Latte)
🦝
Do you do profile pics and Twitch emotes?
A circular stone plaque set into a brick walkway, surrounded by fallen leaves and greenery. The engraved text includes “Norman B. Leventhal Park,” decorative floral designs, and acknowledgments from the City of Boston.
A long brick pathway under a wooden pergola lined with stone columns. Orange and white holiday lights run along the beams overhead, creating a warm glow. Benches sit along the sides, and a few people are visible in the distance.
I begin my scurry from Boston to New York to trash talk with some long time friends
@mylittleties.com
@skyrailroad.bsky.social
A white Subway takeout cup with bold green and yellow text that reads: “FORGOT to pack a LUNCH? GOOD CHOICE” with a yellow arrow pointing downward.
I just got called out via drink cup 😂🦝
#SubwayLunch
A plate of sushi rolls topped with pink sauce and bright flakes. The rolls sit on top of rectangular pieces of yellow tamago. Hands are visible in the background as someone sits at the table
A sushi roll topped with crunchy flakes and drizzled heavily with red sauce, served on a white and blue Kura Sushi plate. Bits of topping are scattered on the table around the plate
A taiyaki (fish-shaped pastry) standing upright in a small square dish, served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and a generous spoonful of sweet red bean paste. A metal spoon sticks out of the dish, and everything sits on a dark tabletop
Kirby theme rolls!!!! (Kirby and Waddle Dee)
And the mandatory Taiyaki
@kurasushi-usa.bsky.social
A round promotional flyer for a Kirby × Kura Sushi giveaway. The yellow background is decorated with subtle stars. At the top are the Kirby logo and the Kura Sushi logo. Large text reads “GIVEAWAY ITEMS — AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.” A pink bar labeled “HOW TO GET” explains that Kura Rewards Members receive a giveaway item with $85 spent. On the left, a circular image shows a stackable three-piece Kirby cup set in blue, yellow, and pink, surrounded by plates of sushi; text says “Starts December 1 — 3 PIECE CUP SET.” On the right, another circular image shows a person holding a bright yellow blanket with Kirby designs; text says “Starts January 14 — BLANKET.” Small print credits Nintendo/HAL and notes that Nintendo is not a sponsor.
A conveyor-belt sushi setup at Kura Sushi, featuring a special Kirby-themed delivery dome shaped like Kirby’s pink face with big blue eyes and rosy cheeks. The dome sits on a brown base labeled “PUSH.” Behind it is a small display sign showing shrimp sushi. Reflections of customers and staff appear in the shiny metal and glass above the belt. The lower section of the counter has a plate-disposal slot with a green sign instructing customers to place empty plates inside
$85 for Kirby cups?
Challenge Accepted!
@kurasushi-usa.bsky.social
Severe lack of Rocket Raccoon
It looks so cozy... I could spend all day there! 🦝
A bright yellow yard sign with a comic-style white speech bubble reads “NORTHEAST COMIC CON” in bold blue letters and “ENTER HERE” below it. The sign is staked into a mulched area beside some evergreen bushes. Behind it is the glass entrance of a building, with reflections of trees and indoor ceiling lights visible on the windows.
It starts
#comiccon #necomiccon
A lightly snowing parking lot with several rows of parked cars, mostly sedans and SUVs in neutral colors. Large snowflakes are falling across the entire scene. Behind the cars is a line of tall evergreen trees fading into a gray, overcast sky. The ground is wet and partially speckled with snow, and a curved yellow curb is visible in the lower right corner of the image.
Snooooooooooooooow!!
❄️ 🦝❄️🦝
An open area with lit Christmas light presents to the left, a bench to the right, encircling a gas fireplace in the middle
Cozy 🦝
Set of G2 Pilot click pens featuring several different colors
Moar stationary to add to the hoard
Happy Fibonacci Day!!!
Subway: Closed
Next best thing, whatever this is. Literally just scurried in somewhere, be like 'you got food?' they mumbled some ancient Cthulian words, and I now have this
A small uniquely shaped bottle of silly cow farm hot chocolate
Cute lil bottle
*notes house for next trash day*
Shirt by @skyrailroad.bsky.social
Kyubey from Madoka Magica hugging a hotdog in bun with mustard like it's a body pillow
Hotdog body pillow when?
Pen and gear brand half-sized composition books
For those who want to do half the work, but expect full credit (when the hell did they start half size books?)
A close-up shot of issue 137 of the spectacular Spider-Man showing a mosoic window with Jesus represented on it
Doing my usual trash shuffle, I guess random Jesus on Spider-Man comic
@writeoffraccoon.bsky.social
Oh gee, look what I found... an old discarded Bluesky account. Guess it’s mine now 🦝✨
(Be not afraid, 'tis my account, just recycling)