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Posts by Flat White Shark, PhD (he/him)

The Epstein files contain evidence about the sexual abuse of women, and especially minors. That was terrible. But there's something even worse in those files: evidence of billions of dollars of corruption. Many wealthy people who were not involved in sex abuse were involved in financial crimes.

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How are the Articles of Impeachment coming?

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“Dumbest fucker on Bluesky” is a very low bar, but you are doing your best slink under it…

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We’ve completely memory-holed the fact that Florida did this redistricting game BEFORE the 2024 election and that is the reason why the Republicans have a majority in the House.

And Desantis didn’t even ask his legislature. He just did it.

As a true fascist does.

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California and Virginia actually let their voters have a say in redistricting! Did Texas let their voters have a say? Nope!

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...meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate...

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A small yellow carton of “Eggs from plants” with an omelette in the background

A small yellow carton of “Eggs from plants” with an omelette in the background

Definitely helps make the cancer diet attainable…

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No eggs were harmed in the making of this omelette!

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A great deal of Trump’s support was from people who absolutely abhor BOTH parties.

And frankly, they weren’t wrong then and aren’t wrong now.

Someone should campaign on “Change we can believe in”

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Cute little tricolor spaniel mix.

Cute little tricolor spaniel mix.

He’s been waiting patiently for some food to the hit the floor and his patience was just rewarded!

🐕life

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This is exactly what the fascist state of Florida chose to do with Covid.

Eliminate as many poor, vulnerable people as possible.

And we never, ever talk about it.

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The national motto the founders chose was “E Pluribus Unum”

Fire ALL the judges!

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Everyone, quick, drop The Democrats and join the Satanic Temple!

We’re putting Beelzebub on top of the Capitol and turning in the Washington Monument into a forked tongue!

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Clintonism…

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Getting to share my love of Looney Tunes, and its undisputed star, Bugs Bunny, was a highlight of parenthood.

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Fuck turtlenecks.

They should be banned and the people who wear them should be scorned and hidden away.

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In the national divorce we are now adding "heterosexual marriage" to the NFL, butter, cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and Catholicism. This list will update until morale improves.

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The media IS the problem.

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There is no way in the fucking world these asshole Democrats vote to impeach, even if they somehow get a slim majority.

The needed number will defect. And suffer no consequences.

You can bet on it.

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And now, the combo oven door went all cockeyed, so I fixed that too!

Before 9am.

It’s important to keep these older machines running because their replacements can’t be fixed.

Planned obsolescence is a core tenet of Clintonism.

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Fuck Caitlyn Jenner,
She only cares about HER own passport, not anyone else’s.

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Losing Tom Petty was like losing your best friend.

Losing John Prine was like losing your favorite uncle.

Losing Todd Snider was like losing the older brother you wish you had.

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George Washington made the Continental Army get the most experimental vaccine in history at Valley Forge and spurned any officer that defied him.

Vaccination is a primary act of patriotism and Charles would be our King instead of Donald had George Fucking Washington not required it.

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What the actual fuck?

What party would want this prevaricating creep in it?

No tent should be big enough for Alan Dershowitz!

Be gone, and take the haughty Nantucket sect with you, dirty geezer.

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If you think merely impeaching Trump will make everything magically better, I’ve got a fascist newspaper in New York City to sell you…

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Democrats doing nothing again.

Disgusting.

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This Earth Day I’m reflecting on the fact that we’ve gone backwards since I got my Environmental Studies minor 4 decades ago, not forwards, and BOTH political parties in America are responsible for that.

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How about a sandwich!

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AEG Owner Phil Anschutz Is Still Donating to Causes Promoting Anti-LGBTQ Beliefs AEG owner Philip Anschutz donated $1,020,000 to two organizations that made public statements against LGBTQ people -- Colorado Christian University and the Sky Ranch Christian camping organization.

The owner of Coachella is a right-wing nationalist and gives lots of money to anti-LGBT organizations.

www.billboard.com/pro/aeg-owne...

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After California…

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