My deepest wish in life is for someone to cast Connor Storrie and Jodie Comer as chaotic Eastern European bisexual siblings.

I watch the Foundation for the plot.

The plot.

After being in line at Best Buy with a regular window and an incognito window and being booted twice I finally got in with donkey Kong bundle and Mario system. (And for anyone wondering they will ship separately.)

two men shaking hands in front of a bag of blood and the words thanks brother ALT: two men shaking hands in front of a bag of blood and the words thanks brother

(I also did my best 12 Monkeys BROTHER voice after that)

I just went on this journey and this was my exact experience with a “you can’t do that!” thrown in.

In case any of the dozens of you were secretly wondering I’m actually kind of hot.

There is truly nothing more upsetting to a trans woman’s sense of self or sexuality as discovering one of the dirtbag dudes she used to play games with in her previous life was secretly hot.

If they want to teach us fiscal responsibility building a guillotine would cost far less than $10,000.

I was just trying to enjoy some dumb movie horny times tonight but now all I can think about is that whoever color graded the first Magic Mike film is a complete monster.

My toxic trait is that all bald white men with beards look functionally identical and equally uninteresting to me.

It was after! Mostly. There’s nothing sexy about those dilators, but I think all of my nerves suddenly woke up today and said “if you’re going to do that to us 3 times a day the least you can do is show us a good time.”

I broke one of the bottom surgery recovery guidelines today but I can now confirm that all the fun parts still very much work. 10/10 strongly recommend 😯

Pov: your dog is a bed hog so you have to sleep like a pretzel, but she’s got the silly legs out and is letting you spoon her so none of it matters.

Lilly and her many moods are here for you.

“Don’t worry I had my tubes tied”