But I think you're moving too fast

My dude learned absolutely nothing from TLC

What if you conveniently just developed bone spurs @carlquintanilla.bsky.social

Still registered?

Can't even enjoy #TacoTuesday with TFG as President
🌮🇺🇲🦅

Playing like he is well aware of MLB Pipeline Top 100

Honestly, just thrilled Todd Golden is reporting assault now

Counteroffer: his יארצייט can be a federal holiday

That Petey Pablo banger is probably my favorite song about taking your shirt off and twisting around your head like a helicopter

CBS said it was purely a financial decision

Excellent point

And another reason we just need full ABS and not challenges

Soto would have won his challenge earlier though

Too good a game to end like this.

#ABSNow
#HawkeyeForMLB

Game recognize game.

This is exactly how I feel whenever I submit to @mcsweeneys.net @crmonks.bsky.social

What was that made for...?

Isn't the rest of the world angry enough at the US right now?

Any word on how this might effect the chances of seeing a repeat FIFA Peace Prize Winner @henrybushnell.bsky.social ?

Yeah it for sure does. Can confirm.

Huh. It worked.

#LucasBeingManny

Okay sure. But now ask the question about how many of your fellow citizens have hockey gold from the 2026 Winter Olympics 🇺🇸🇨🇦🏒

Either way,

Hello to your little friend

If @housedemocrats.bsky.social win the gavel this fall they don't HAVE to invite him for a SOTU right?

Submit a letter like every POTUS before Woodrow Wilson.

Then release that along with his taxes, medical records, and of course....

#StateOfTheUnion
#SOTU
#STFUDJT

Oh Gorsuch gonna be big mad when he finds out about gambling at Rick's gin joint

Uhhhh @rexhuppke.bsky.social the US declared independence because it didn't want to be ruled by a historically insane dictator who imposed arbitrary taxes on trade and abused the criminal justice system

America would never. Right. Right? Ri-

Thanks as always @mcsweeneys.net for running this.

Remember, super important to the median swing voter that Bezos position Blue Origin for DOD contracts by destroying what's left of the @washingtonpost.com and that dumb Melania movie. Shame Leni Riefenstahl ghost wasn't around to direct.

Musical nazis was much better in The Producers

Similar to my review of Anna Karenina

We can rule out Bruce Wayne because no tech billionaire would be on the correct side of history here

Cc Anne Boleyn

Sure, yeah, but the price of eggs ARE down like $1.09 a dozen from a year ago

You don't really care for music. Do ya?