Lol this is my new proudest moment

Just want to take a moment to tastelessly brag that I bought an XXXXL metal cock ring and it was too small 💔

Not this giant sexy man swallowing a mouthful of meat on the NFL 😳

Also saw a movie trailer with one of my favorite Robyn songs in it 🥰

Just saw a Perfume Genius song on an ad for... ChatGPT???

She was always for the pedophiles and the rapists and the bigots we just didn't know it. Trash!!!

And she was never a girl's girl. She made herself relevant by inventing a beef with Lil Kim based entirely on the idea that there was only ever room for one woman at a time in hip hop.

Nicki Minaj had ONE good verse back in 2010 and we've been dealing with the annoying repercussions ever since.

Tried to watch Wicked on a plane but it was wicked fucking bad

Johnny Depp looks like he's been constipated for at least a decade and I bet it's karma

My current claim to fame is that my grandmother used to babysit Karoline Leavitt's father as a child

I lost my wallet, my favorite Chanel lipstick, AND my weed at Disney world 😭

Still blonde ❤️

Cowboy week continues to be my favorite week in Vegas 🥰

One thing about me is I will roast you to your face! Some people think I'm mean but I'm always playing.

Currently seeking more body worship clients. Being worshipped is one of my favorite things 🥰😇

I'm starting to get into powder foundations for the first time and it's a whole new world

What's your favorite foundation?

I said SIT ON HIS FACE

I'm one for a dessert that's a little savory

Tightened my bra straps too much this morning and I've been positively suffocating on my tits all day

Saw Weapons the other night and my goodness wasn't Amy Madigan amazing in it

Lol, I forgot to update my location in my bio 🙈 I was ignoring this account for a while!

Does anytime else remember when Amazon was just a shitty Barnes & Noble knockoff?

I'm thinking of breaking up with Spotify. Where should I go??

@tryst.link any insight?? I've had photos pending review for about 10 days now

Erotic scifi thriller idea: earth is invaded by a sexy nitrogen dependent alien race; humans coexist by pissing on them.

Has anyone been having trouble getting photos through the pending process on Tryst lately??

I just logged back in to Bluesky account to post about the chive drama going down on reddit

I love hardware stores! Not only do I love all the tiny little things to look at, but they also turn me on 🥵