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Posts by Laurie Ulster
Your ALL ACCESS STAR TREK podcasters at @startrektour.bsky.social this weekend
Beyond the coolest!
Took #LittleRiker to the amazing @startrektour.bsky.social. I am still basking in the glow of it all.
This was a fun one…
It's bonkers that the insurance companies won't cover it. Obesity affects SO many other health conditions, and surely we've moved past the myth that "it's just willpower."
“I haven’t been able to cry much because nothing is making sense,” she told the Guardian, calling from the El Valle detention center where she has been held without explanation for a month.
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Held without explanation for a month. This is the America they think is great?
In a room aboard the starship Enterprise, we see Captain James Kirk standing at a monitor. He is sweaty and shirtless, holding a towel which is slung across the back of his neck. To the right, a very sultry-looking Miss Piggy looks over at Kirk with seduction in her eyes. She's wearing a sleeveless/strapless dress and a jacket which is falling down her arms and back.
Day 176 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS
#TheMuppets
Ireland is definitely on my wish list. Ireland and Portugal and Greece are the big 3 on my list that I've never been to.
Hilariously, we are not Irish! Just a bunch of Jews from Eastern Europe. Name was altered by customs officials from Elster, I think. (I really like it, though. Not a lot of people have last names that start with U.)
Thanks!
Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!
I love when Larry shows up with context!
Ha! It gets criticized for too much comedy, too.
NEW: 50 House Democrats introduce legislation to establish a Commission on Presidential Capacity to Discharge the Powers and Duties, citing Trump’s unhinged, “volatile & incoherent” actions
Bill enables Congress to play its role in 25th Amendment
I mean, I thought ranting about war next to a guy in an Easter bunny costume was weird, but this might be weirder.
I mean, I'm full-on Jewish and the kids at school used to say "you're not really Jewish" because I didn't go to Hebrew school or have a Hebrew name. Easy for me not to care, but I can see how that might be hard for some. I'm not religious at all, but I'm Jewish no matter what anybody says.
Absolutely not okay. Ugh, I'm sorry.
How does one greet the Pope on a Jewish holiday?
Gut yontif, Pontiff!
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
It took me a second viewing to connect with it, for some reason. The first time, I was caught up in "I know how they can resolve the Klingon problem" (and I was right and therefore unimpressed); the second time I really let the details hit me and ended up loving the episode. I let it sink in.
Why they changed it, I can't say. People just liked it better that way. ❤️
I feel like @ansonmount.bsky.social would love this.
Thanks!
Okay where are you watching it? I was trying to rewatch one day for fun and I only found really terrible quality ones on YouTube. Such a ridiculous and hilarious show.
I'm moonscrolling