Life eh!
The world is in crisis…

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We won! Up the Albion 💙🤍

Freshly washed and ironed bedding for the win every single time!!! Bliss!

Made a bold decision, took first step, proud of me! #EatLoveKashmir
here I come 😂🥰😆

Watchya doing?

And now I’ve broken the cafetière FML

I keep forgetting about this place 😩
Morning

NGL, hearing those morons equipped with red & white paint described as #TemuBanksy has proper made me chuckle 🤭 All credit to @jemmaforte.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣

Today, 73 years ago, it was the last night of Laurel & Hardy's one-week run at the Sunderland Empire.
As a review said, "Stan can still bring the house down just by looking at his audience (those eyebrows!), & Ollie has his famous glare of righteous indignation & all the equally famous mannerisms."

Emergency Questions

434. Why can't Flake, Twirl and Ripple settle their differences and become one chocolate bar?

Because of the subtle yet fundamental aesthetic differences between the three. Also, they all know in their heart of chocolate hearts that they will never be Spira.

Eid Mubarak. Blessings to all my family and friends celebrating today, let love reign and peace unfold ✨💫

Ditto again. I’m a lot more productive for a long part of the day for sure too.

"What are your gym goals?"

Me: Going

Ditto

OMG! What was that?

Another assassination attempt?

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Yassss! #SixNations

Come on England #SixNations

a man wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face

I believe you

Always been the rebellious sort then Walnuts? 😂😂😂

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Not sure why I agreed because not even my faith - double FML! Hope the Pope gets better though although the end is coming … to us all 😂

😂😂😂 Naughty

@chrislepkowski.bsky.social it was this 😩

Too late I’ve already missed out 😭😭😭😩😩😩

Is it a bread though? Could we argue it isn’t? 😩😩😩

Just turned down a fried dumpling because #Bread #Lent FML 😩😩😩

A photo of Noddy Holder and Dave Hill from Slade where they both appear to resemble Paul O'Grady and Ken Dodd

I'm fascinated by this picture of Noddy Holder & Dave Hill from Slade that looks like they've been cast to play Paul O'Grady & Ken Dodd teaming up to solve murder mysteries on the Wirral.

No try 😂

Yay, it arrived. Soz it was late x

Lovely try #6Nations #ITAvIRE