I got excited that they might’ve lost again… had me in the first half!

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

penguins status:

hey check out the payroll ⚰️

do not like where this is heading

I cannot describe what I want to happen if/when the Lerner’s do not pay him

related: I need to rewatch this for the first time in 30+ years

nobody expects… The Trail Balzer

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

someone needs to take my phone (again)

when I pregame with Taco Bell

Bullets legend Jeff Ruland and some other guys

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

NBC News has called the race for the YES.

And now for what you've been waiting for — the reaction of Senator Louise Lucas, one of the main instigators of the 10-1 map. She does not post on here, so linking to her post on X: x.com/SenLouiseLuc...

LEAD CHANGE: Fairfax County reports more votes, and puts the "yes" ahead.

The 'yes' now leads 50.3% with 49.7%, a lead of 15K.

More importantly: Half of Fairfax County, where the 'yes' is leading by 80K votes at the moment, remains to be counted.

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I often wonder how many people that I used to interact with are still exclusively on there. Welcome back to the BS

Not watching.

bryce elder’s gotten more outs past the fifth inning tonight than nats starters have gotten all season

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD