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Posts by Carson

Anyone playing borderlands 4? I bought it on a whim but am feeling the lack of a party

1 month ago 9 0 2 0

Well, soon we will see if it’s possible to die from being too horny

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

What?!?!

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

Started playing Control, and the way I am attracted to Dr. Darling…

2 months ago 51 1 8 0

Mind if I 🥵🥵🥵🥵

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Anything you want babe

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

Hi babe :)

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

I’d make the same post if it was you babe

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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The Dr. Demetre + Nasty Pig collab has me barking and drooling; making a fool of myself.

3 months ago 24 0 2 0

When I started the gay hockey show I really wasn’t expecting it to make me cry.

3 months ago 93 1 4 0

My husband bought the audio book for it today so I will be tuning in

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This heated rivalry B plot is my A plot and I will be tuning in specifically for it

4 months ago 44 1 2 0

Exaccccctly

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You can’t do this to me I’m gonna make a fool of myself

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

Crush on Dr. Demetre Daskalakis reaching critical levels I fear

4 months ago 20 0 1 1
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I’m gonna have the most homoerotic December the world has ever seen

4 months ago 79 1 3 1

😜

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt

6 months ago 128 0 9 0
It’s me shirtless in a vanity mirror

It’s me shirtless in a vanity mirror

The lighting in the new half bath is very good

6 months ago 538 13 6 1

Is the internet ready for something that rawly sexual Robby??

7 months ago 3 0 2 0

I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭

7 months ago 122 1 5 0

:D

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Fucked up we didn’t take a pic together tbh

7 months ago 5 0 1 0

Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh

7 months ago 108 2 4 0
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The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on.

8 months ago 75 0 4 0

Thank you babe I needed to hear that today 🥹

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Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(

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It’s that time of year where I listen to the A White Horse episode of the Memory Palace and cry a little

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