it's rad watching dems make the same stupid mistake republicans make regarding how online your average person is

dem wonk: what's your opinion on hasan piker?
normal person: who? I'm just trying to buy some cereal dude

Social media and group chats have microwaved the brains of the ruling and media class. They set that shit to POPCORN and let it go until it smelled like burning.

god this guy rules. he says "I'm going to fix this" and then just goes and does it. really humiliating for every other mayor honestly

Everyone made fun of my "Stop vaccinating our soldiers" plan until they saw my devastating "Kiss the enemy" strategy in action

Just making sure I’ve got it correctly: Hasan Piker has a history of controversial statements making him a unacceptable risk for the electoral prospects of Democrats whereas Tucker Carlson is a high profile defection and proof that a big tent approach is working?

It really does seem like we’re just accepting dystopia in alot of ways. Fundamentally anti-human behavior here.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

It probably doesn't count because it was his brainchild, but Peep Show would not have made it past one season if David Mitchell wasn't Mark

Help me out, I keep getting into wars then immediately losing because my troops are too busy shitting their brains out to fight

Rapidly approaching the point where the US army would lose a war against a bunch of scarecrows and shadow puppets

swan boy is entering an achewood golden age

If ghosts were real, Pete would wake being throttled by Sun Tzu's while the ghosts of Washington, Grant, and Patton called him every mentally disabled slur ever uttered in human history

bagged lunch watch activated

Opposing generals scratching their heads confused because the US army is nowhere to be seen on the battlefield because they're back in camp dying of dysentery

Mom telling you to do your homework as a kid is communism. Being asked to stand in line is communism. I am genius

Beginning Americans to stop proving that they're the dumbest population on Earth and possibly in history

The New York Mets have lost 11 games in a row because Zohran Mamdani forcibly transitioned Mr. Met

The 31st Airborne Pathogen is my favorite military battalion

Fielding an 18th century army in the 21st century. Genius

Oi got a plan bruv
-Ed "Dutch" Miliband

If you dopes were alive 125 years ago, you'd be saying the same thing about stuff like clean drinking water and not having raw sewage dumped on the streets

This makes the suggestion that the two things are linked which is bafflingly stupid. Do you have to set reminders on your phone to remember to breathe, dummy?

He's only tormented because he saw the fascism football was on 1st and short and thought Trump could get the ball across the goal line but instead he keeps throwing it into the crowd and now it's 4th and long

It was awesome. My masters is in early-modern history and one of my professors was doing a guest lecture. wish I had had the resources to stay lol maybe someday

One of my favorite semesters in college was when I studied abroad in beijing

oilers: we didn't fix any of our problems why does this keep happening!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YES GO DUCKS GO

Wow impressive of Ottawa to lose three games in two games