Bad news y’all, 1999 is vintage now.

We are! Through the end of May!

I hate men but I dont mean my man but trust he’s on thin ice all the time.

Happy birthday!!

Figuring out French press coffee is harder than I thought.

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Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Post a gif of your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

I've had enough coffee today where I think I will both do the dishes and have will to live.

"He's threatened to DESTROY a civilization!! Can you send five dollars RIGHT NOW to support our message on the economy??!"

Trump just called for the total annihilation of the Iranian people and I’m supposed to work?

To my menstruating homies. They make a menstrual cup applicator now. What a time to be alive. I ordered one from Jeff Bezos. Will report back tomorrow.

Today I helped someone get an abortion and bought another person a stroller for their 8 month old. Full circle service. Take that pro-lifers.

Skinny culture is back like the early 2000’s. Which skinny celebrity are yall gonna be calling fat this time around?

Donations still doubled!

$15 donation gets you in to win a cute Labubu with an abortion T-shirt. Winner drawn on 3/23!! Get in on it at fund.nnaf.org/ashley26 free shipping to anywhere in the US. Share with friends!

10 people are in it to win it! Who wants to win a tattoo gift certificate AND fund abortion with me? Only $25 to enter!! Fund.nnaf.org/ashley26

All $25 donations on 3/16 and 3/17 will be entered to win a gift certificate to Equinox New Albany to be tattooed by the fabulous Lydia Comer! Donations doubled up to 5k! Support Kentuckians seeking abortion and gender affirming care! Donate at fund.nnaf.org/ashley26

Literally considering hiring an etsy witch to manifest some shit for me.

All because liberal women are horny for gray hair. I’m convinced.

That’s so valid. I just keep seeing “possible 2028 presidential candidate” after his name and it sends chills down my spine

I can't believe the best we're gonna do after Trump part 2 is Newsom. All because he showers regularly.

Yall could never make me hate daylight savings time or whatever this is. The extra daylight makes everything worth it.

Oh no. Does your insurance cover the little clinics?

That sounds so much better than living in Butchertown.

Someone donated $50 and I just know Mitch McConnell made this face. In his heart he knows how much folks love abortions and trans people.

I’m currently at 195/1000 only 795 more to go!

Hey folks! It’s that time of year again where we try to raise 50k in 3 months for abortions and trans health in KY. If you feel so inclined, please donate at fund.nnaf.org/ashley26. I’m personally trying to raise 1k myself! If you can’t donate please share!

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I wish I would have known how good Wellbutrin would be to me a year ago! The light is back in my eyes just in time for WWIII