“The whale at the history museum is TOO LARGE.”

Some aggressive savers, for instance, have chosen to cut costs by laying off their copy editors

LeBron is a middle-aged guy who’s raised two kids and wants to only stay at a Four Seasons because he can pay for it. He ain’t talking about going out.

I get it, but you don’t need to blame that on Memphis and Milwaukee.

“If you stand too close to the edge of the moving walkway between the art museums, your pants might get torn. TORN!”

“The 7th St Starbucks is crowded! CROWDED!”

In an election year! In which his party is doing awful in the polls! Because of his agenda!

If you don’t think there’s a relatability gap among the political class that’s widened by wealth and age, the President said it was not his problem childcare costs so much in the waning days of tax season, when parents are viewing exactly how much childcare cost them last year for a deduction.

The White House took the bold stand on Friday to call for cutting programs offsetting the rapidly rising cost of living to [checks notes] pay for the unpopular war driving up prices.

Executive order aims to limit NCAA athletes to 5 years, 1 transfer An executive order signed by President Donald Trump on Friday aims to limit NCAA athletes to a five-year playing window and how often they can transfer between schools.

Tried to bring back the old NCAA and called out Easterseals—again—on th same day. Yeesh. www.espn.com/college-spor...

I’m not saying the GOAT conversation is now muddled by a lack of appreciation for World of Hyatt points, but…

Baby, I’m 41, I did government travel, and my ass is thrilled for that Hyatt.

This could be the Terry McAuliffe schools quote of 2026. My god.

Bless your heart.

Nacho, nacho man!
I wanna be, a nacho man!

I must have it.

We’re at the clubby “None of this is strange!” part of the investigation where folks are hopeful what an investigation turned up will blow over. I do wonder if PTFO has more to drop, because that’s really the only way to get through this stage.

The latest on the NBA's investigation into the LA Clippers What was actually in Leonard's contract? What do league insiders think of it? Here's what we know about the allegations -- and where the investigation stands.

Feels a lot like an NBA media partner helping the league circle the wagons after PTFO broke the whistleblower complaint that mentioned salary cap circumvention. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

“Now we really have to enforce the Bondi memo,” said some random college administrator without a law degree wondering if they should cancel their sleep research because it’s too woke.

On one hand, that surprise character in the Mario movie is random as hell and maybe a little twee.

On the other hand, the Super Scope is dope and support anything that leads to its return.

Switching newsletter platforms has been a giant pain in the ass. I spend a few hours each day trying to provide tech support to folks because of weirdness with the Substack to beehiiv transition.

Aaaaand I wouldn't go back. Substack's fees were substantial.

And the close second: Jalen "The Real MVP" Brunson.

Man, I don't need to be moved by characters and have intricate plotting all the time. Sometimes I just want to have fun and be charmed.

They also complained that the first movie had thin characters. IT'S MARIO. THEY DID THE KARTS!

Read a review of the new Mario movie complaining it wasn't a more faithful and invested adaptation of Super Mario Galaxy. As if the point, rightly absorbed by my kids, is not "YOSHI IN SPACE DOING YOSHI STUFF.'

Why are we thinking the Knicks need LeBron? They already have the greatest basketball player ever: Jose Alvarado.

I’m returning to some deep Bama-ism this offseason apparently. Full of pathos because my team can’t run the damn ball.

An 805-pound squat? This player did it despite losing weight to get faster this offseason Alabama running back Daniel Hill was always seen as a powerful runner. But this offseason, he squatted 805 pounds and used diet and exercise to lose weight in an attempt to be a more explosive runner.

I’m glad the guy who ran without power or shiftiness last year can do good exercise.

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A dear friend of mine worked for an employer that was especially self-conscious about their extremely wooden LinkedIn posts. They told me it was revelatory that I treated LinkedIn like any other social and just tried to be entertaining.

Why the heck else would people be here?

On one hand, the LinkedIn algorithm changes have made it hard for people to actually find useful professional stuff they need for their job.

On the other, brah, it's social. Why are you spending that long on one wooden LinkedIn post? Make a point, say it, and maybe make a joke. That's the medium.