Artemis 2 capsule's hatch opened by Navy dive team after splashdown YouTube video by VideoFromSpace

Awesome welcome back to Earth POV video.

The most interesting part is finding out that they open the capsule door with a $30 socket wrench. NASA keeping it simple.

Trump in 2024:
- Proposed a mandatory life sentence for anyone found guilty of child trafficking.
- Vowed to "immediately end the Biden border nightmare that traffickers are using to exploit vulnerable women and children".
I guess domestic child sex trafficking is acceptable, though.

It must be Tuesday.

The US is in a one-sided forever war with a Muslim country apparently being fought in the name of Jesus and Lieutenant Chucklefuck's top priority is this.
Of course it's probably better that he sticks with his non-woke crusade since he would just make the Iran "war" even worse than it already is.

BREAKING: Virginia voters pass measure to eliminate 4 Republican Congressional seats in response to the pedophile’s effort to eliminate Democrat seats in Texas…

Great job, VIRGINIA! 😎✨

FBI Director: “I’ve never been intoxicated on the job.” YouTube video by C-SPAN

Ka$hApp Patel:
"I've never been intoxicated on the job."
I guess it all matters on what Cross-Eyed Private Eye considers "intoxicated". Is it .05%? .08%? 12 beers? Blacked out in his office?
Most DUI suspects decide to drive home from the bar because they promised that they weren't intoxicated.

I’m sure Trump has put the US in a very strong bargaining position by issuing two ultimatums with hard deadlines only to back down both times after Iran called his bluff.

4-D chess from the cult leader.

Aren't we the world's dominant oil producer and totally energy independent? Aren't there dozens of beautiful oil tankers steaming our way to get oil from us since we have so much to give?
That's what Trump told us.
Hey MAGAts.
I think your Epstein Jesus has been lying to you!

Vance's Pakistan trip postponed indefinitely as Iran boycotts peace talks The ceasefire is scheduled to expire Tuesday.

Summary of Iran's response to peace talks:
"We've read 'Art of the Deal' and have watched all the Donald Trump documentaries. We know Donald Trump better than most die hard MAGA voters do. We're not going to waste our fucking time 'negotiating' with him. We have our own regime to run."

Trump extends ceasefire in Iran, citing 'seriously fractured' Iranian government Trump's announcement came after an expected trip by Vice President JD Vance to Pakistan for a peace talks with Iranian officials was put on hold.

TACO!!!

Days ago he was threatening to target and "knock out" every single power plant and bridge in the country if he didn't get his way.

This is what Trump gets for putting an alcoholic sexual predator and failed platoon leader with no advanced military education in charge of the military.

It's going to be hard to maintain the lethal warfighting force that Lieutenant Chucklefuck says he wants when all the Soldiers, Airmen, Sailors and Marines are at sick call, quarantined or on quarters during flu season.

If you're afraid of a needle maybe serving in the military is not your thing.

Here we go again.
The old "Confirm me and I will definitely comply with the law/do what I promised during my Senate confirmation hearing" trick.
This guy knows he doesn't have to comply with shit if he gets confirmed because he will be protected by Trump as long as he does his bidding.

Sen. Jack Reed to Warsh as he dodges questions about divesting his assets: "Excuse me. I must commend you on the way you can circularly go around questions and not answer them. It's a skill. Unfortunately it's not a good skill for the chairman of the Fed."

Not sure wtf we're doing but it definitely doesn't feel like winning.

This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Screenshot of a Substack note by account 'JoJoFromJerz' that says: 'In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.'

None of this is normal.

Trump says his life was better before he became president.

Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president…

Everyone’s.

Ballroom.
Arc de Pedo.
Add requesting $152 million to the list of taxpayer money that Trump intents to piss away (steal). That's how much he wants to reopen Alcatraz. It's in the FY27 budget proposal. The primary reason that Alcatraz closed in 1963 was because it was too expensive to operate.

Ha! Chronically drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is NOT going to like this new LEGO video. Of course, that assumes he sobers up enough to watch it. 🍺🍸🥃

This Lego video for drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is fantastic.

🔥

We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.

I'll believe that Melania wasn't one of Epstein's girls as soon as someone shows me all the other amateur Slovenian fashion models/strippers/hookers with rags to riches stories.

Trump "allegedly" had sexual contact with little girls who may have been too young to experience their first menstrual cycles. Maybe he should go under oath to tell us that the allegations are all false and his victims are just making up stories. He never will. TACO.

"The weak Pope Leo of Vatican would do well to remember who he has to answer to..."

Trump is referring to himself.
Trump is trying to blackmail the Pope by threatening to release "The Vatican Files" which I'm sure he's storing in a guestroom shitter at MAL.

Release the Epstein files.

Please clap.

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Rep Sanchez: You're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock and, somehow, you think that's a better public health message than informing the public about the importance of vaccines.