Sorry sorry it’s my kids they were on one tonight

Our Franciscans in particular want an authentic Polish sausage from a market in Chicago 😂

I understand I am below this generation’s average of 5’6”ish, but I actually was average height when I was a teen, it just slowly goes up an inch or two every couple generations. Give it 300 years and everyone will be caught up to you 😂

This seems directly aimed at @howlingsquall.bsky.social calling everyone short 💀

Please assume I’ve lost your address if it’s changed since 2017 when the whole 5 babies in 3 years era started and add it here if you’d like me to have it for Christmas cards

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Learning Polish, a language brave enough to ask, “what if we conjugated every part of speech every time we say a word so it’s different, but also the same?”

Got six pillows done after lunch for Christmas presents. They’re made from my late FIL’s shirts and are for his sons.

Putting my mom back in a car seat 💀

Potentially the funniest thing could happen in my fantasy football league if I win the next two games.

Patron Saint of Practical Jokes on Older Brothers, Ora pro me

I *think* it’s all figured out and I also found out Dan still qualifies for Medicaid as a secondary insurance, so that will actually lower our medical bills too

The urge to sign up for Coursera to get a silly number of certifications as enrichment in my enclosure 💀

You are truly the sweetest most precious of humans

Yeah, helpmeet is like, don’t be a jerk and block their dreams, not, you do their dreams now to your own detriment while they play video games. For example

I have some stupid clerical health insurance mess ups (not on my part, but my problem to fix 🫠) that I need to take care of to not get charged like $1K for things that should’ve been covered.

Please say a prayer that I can get it handled Monday and that it doesn’t make my weekend anxious.

Did you all know Thomas Edison was alive in the 1930s? I really was under the impression he was an ancient times person when I learned about him in school wdym Dick Van Dyke was alive at the same time?

I made a dress coat for one of my girls and I’m so pleased with myself.

It was a stretch goal to tackle this project and it looks even better on the model.

Overheard today: if you have a grown up kid, you are old, like mom

Incensed five year old: Mom is not old!

Buying my champion a lil treat 😂

Eight more days until break for husband and second oldest. Three more days until my oldest is home from college for break.

Thank you for this!

Finished my most recent stocking!

You have to wait 8 hours before you can cancel an order and you don’t have an option to contact the store, only the driver and I’m not confronting a stranger who has my address, so I wonder how many orders he can pick up in that 8 hours before they figure it out 🫠

I was on the fence about cancelling Walmart+, but I’m pretty sure the driver just kept my groceries since they’re now an hour late and I can see him parked in the same spot for the last half hour and I’m not paying to have to confront people about my groceries at Christmastime 😩

His 14 year old daughter playing to him in the hospital has me sobbing

Did not have Jamie Foxx Special has me bawling on my bingo card

To induce the sleep deprivation psychosis faster in parents, I guess 💀

I have only ever heard this spoken and always thought it was Prague Rock, like a Eastern European rock movement

Devastating news, honestly

I think if they tried this with our Polish Franciscans, whatever happens would make National news 💀

It takes a long pattern of it, but I really think in the coming years you’re going to be in a place emotionally and financially where you can take all this back to court and excise the moldy toad

Joke’s on them, some of my kids stopped napping terribly early, so the future is already here

Umm, I think if this continues and teachers keep documenting it, you could eventually take him back to court and we all know he’s not saving up for another lawyer retainer