More surprising to me than folks supporting Trump is folks admitting to supporting Trump.

I think my Trump vote may have been a mistake.

Geez, I shoulda got this one on aerolith.org:
ABCCEILY

We need to pay our celebrities more! I feel deeply for all these celebrities forced to do cheesy advertisements just to make ends meet! So upsetting! What sort of country undervalues their most privileged individuals to such a degree that they must demean themselves to such an embarrassing degree!

It's been 55 years since my last confession. I'd probably have to reserve a big chunk of time if I decided to go again.

After they castrate, the only job left is to push the teacarts. (odd scrabble mnemonic)

Venezuelans entering illegally into America? Not okay! Americans illegally entering Venezuela? Sure, why not.

Wallace Stegner. Check out his novels, especially “Angle of Repose”.

Why is Peyton Manning in so goddamn many ads?

The sun won't set
It's fruitless to hope
or to fret
It's dark as it's going to get
The hands on the clock turn
But don't sing a nocturne
Just yet

At halftime, I’m not loving the Gophers’ chances.

Free for any headline writers looking for inspiration:

Comey Hit With Trumped Up Charges

Somebody’s poisoning Tylenol again.

1/4 through the book we have Jones referring to the Bible as ‘The paper idle’...should that be "idol"?

All chaps are assless.

Odd start

Can “chef’s kiss” be over now as a phrase?

Hey Matt and Trey - #SouthPark remakes “Jojo Rabbit” about Cartman as a young Trump supporter, whose mom is hiding an undocumented teen girl in the attic. I expect no remuneration for this idea, though a screen credit seems appropriate.

Well, I want a pony and for this sicko to go straight to hell

For some reason I have “Stool Boom” in my head, from “Waiting for Guffman”. I won’t post a link to it or it will be in your head too.

(But if you haven’t seen the movie, it’s worth checking out…even if it means having “Stool Boom” stuck in your head. Christopher Guest at his best.)

TV meteorologists talking about "heat indices" is all that is keeping America from a total subjugation to "indexes".

Spoiler - They both have one misstep in common.

Today’s musical theater question: who has more to apologize for - Rob Marshal for his film adaptation of “Into the Woods” or Ryan Murphy for his film adaptation of “The Prom”.

Cabbage Patch?

Connections
Puzzle #749
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I don’t want to see a dance-heavy show choreographed by the person behind the Jardiance ads.

Against all odds, ads for the CBS show “Big Brother” have become even more annoying.

Birdwatchers always seem to be “avid”.

There's Always A Woman - Patti LuPone and Audra McDonald (Anyone Can Whistle) YouTube video by The Musical Speakeasy

youtu.be/Huv1pGndJfI buddies.