I just learned that in FF7 Rebirth you can take Nanaki on a date and the scene is adorable... *heavy breathing*

"Above, not a tile to cover the head; below, not an inch of ground on which to stand."

"A lonely man chasing para-masturbatory illusions that you believe will give your life meaning and significance, which your pathetic social maladjustment makes impossible for you to find elsewhere. You probably consider yourself... passionate, serious, misunderstood."
-Maurice

bury bone

“Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...”
-Tyler

Windows 11 is the braindead chimera of Vista and 8. It activates the deep dark rage that dwells within me.

Fuck it

Where’s my reset button? What keys to press to zap my parameter RAM? Restore from snapshot? Electrocock theremin. Orange Julius proctologist. I don’t have the muffins. Shrimp dunk ten hutt. Forcibly remove my corpus callosum. Roars to life with deathening sound. Look ma, no thumbs. Semenolina stash.

Pituffik: presumably the sound furries make when they sneeze.

Heheheh - nice one, LegalEagle.

*vibrates with excitement too*

🎵 it’s freaking cold out here
So put on way more clothes 🎵

“If a kanga-me be, ‘tis true, protectaroo.”
-Xavier

Midnight Star - Operator (Official Music Video) YouTube video by UnidiscMusic

Operator was busy at the time
She told me
‘Hold please on the telephone line’
I told her
Hurry up cause I ain’t got much time
It’s an emergency
I spent my last dime

youtu.be/Lz7nSkFhBP0?...

Piston slap (yo momma)

Pakicetus had a really cool skeleton.

*goes skating on the thin ice of modern life; unsurprised by the crack under feet.*

“The w-hole comprises the pfarts.”

My completely unbiased opinion is that canids are the coolest.

Anyone else seen ball lightning in person? I have a distinct memory of one as a kid and it was freaking cool.

Oh shit! Whaddaya doing!? Go! Get the fuck outa here! Fuck! We’re all dead!

🎵 I’ve got turbo slobber
Tell me there's no other
I’ve got turbo slobber
Better run for cover 🎵

If the dish is a miss and not enticing… thyme after time.

🎵 No you can’t keep a good dog down! 🎵

🎵 Saaay it ain’t soOooOOwO
That dog is a heartbreaker 🎵

The Plague Dogs (1981):
Whoa. Damn.

*glomps your balls*

🎵 Fill my eyes with that doggy vision
No disguise for that doggy vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me 🎵

Frakakakakakakakakow

If you want to make some eggs you’ll need to crack an omelet.