Not yet..but give it time.

During these big storms, weatherman keeps talking about a “hail core” and that just sounds to me like a particularly badass early-00’s metal genre.

All these years later, “Voodoo Ray” is still a banger.

I think I picked the wrong day to season my new wok.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

Yeah, well, I'm going to go have my own naval blockade! With blackjack and hookers!

I hope this doesn’t mean we’re going to invade Hungary now.

I have no idea why I waited so long before buying a good box grater.

One of the more annoying things Trump did was resurrect “IQ” as though it was some sort of objective measure of human worth.

My “I was not an Epstein victim” T-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my short

I’m sure he weeps in anguish whenever he deposits his paychecks, which likely exceed my annual salary.

Plus, all he has to do is change his hair and stop making that pouty face and I’m sure he could book plenty of gigs as, say, a murder victim on Law & Order, or a waiter in a Marvel show.

My nephew made me watch Polar Express a half dozen times. It proved to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that kids don’t know shit about cinema.

When did insurance commercials get so weird?

No matter what else happens on this crazy world, we can at least be secure in the knowledge that the Liberty Biberty Guy found love.

I don’t know how anyone could write _multiple_ books about scientists doing heroic things in THIS era of history and somehow think “nah I’m apolitical.”

That’s just willful. It almost feels like he’s making a cynically calculated statement to boost film and book sales.

I mean, we just assumed. His entire autobiography is a bunch of stories that didn’t happen.

Arash [Aneela] - Chori Cori YouTube video by Power House

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At this point it’s nearly impossible to tell if this level of idiocy is malice or just incompetence.

Between that and Perlman on Mr Rogers, same.

Oh Brunhilde you’re so lovely…

Pretty sure the main reason Timothy Chalamet doesn’t like opera is because his generation didn’t grow up with Looney Tunes.

No one who spent Saturday mornings with “What’s Opera Doc?” would hold that opinion.

We call that a “Wisconsin tuxedo”

"Cozy, unique efficiency, convenient to downtown. New construction, utilities incl. No pets. $1400/mo"

That goo pod would probably rent for over a grand around here.

Even if I wasn’t ignorant, still seems like a better deal than reality at the moment.

When I was younger I watched The Matrix and identified with the hardscrabble freedom fighters in their underground city.

Now I'm like "I'd get my own goo pod? With food and healthcare? And a permanent dream of the late 90's? In THIS economy? SIGN ME UP."

It doesn’t matter. It was never about actually delivering in promises, it was just about making sure the “right” people got hurt.

This may be true but I still wasn’t listening to them in the 90’s. (At least not by choice, Iris was frickin ubiquitous for about four months)

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