Just the way you are

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Just the way you are

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Somebody didn't read his Bible carefully. (Matthew 7:21-23)

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Somebody didn't read his Bible carefully. (Matthew 7:21-23)

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Tina threw her violin bow at her mother. Sue retrieved it. “For God’s sake, Tina. You need to practice until your fingers bleed if you ever want to make first chair in the New York Philharmonic.”
Sue’s husband Bob said, “Give it a rest Sue. Tina’s only three years old.” #TwtStory

Suzy was last in her troop for Girl Scout cookie sales. Her mother Jane didn’t raise losers. So she bought the entire stock of cookies. She was so proud when Suzy won the prize. Three months later the pride was gone. “You’re getting fat. Stop eating the damn cookies.” #TwtStory

Karen decided it was time to motivate her waste-of-space son. “Your brother Bob owns a Wall Street trading firm. Your brother Jim, a law firm. Your sister Jen is surgeon. What happened to you?”
Tim blasted the goblin king. “Sounds like they used up all your good genes.” #TwtStory

The police informed Sharon that her son Michal Threenaim Mörderin had stalked, raped and murdered twelve teenaged girls. She was appalled. “I don’t understand,” she protested. “I locked him in my basement until he was 30 so he wouldn’t be exposed to bad influences.” #TwtStory

Sue told her daughter Jan she only criticized her for staying out all night drinking because she didn’t want Jan to make her mistakes. Jan poured a double Scotch, lit a cigarette. The baby kicked and she rubbed her belly. “Just stop. You’ve already missed the boat.” #TwtStory

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And soon it will be only you can clean roads, and only you can educate yourself. #DonaldTrump #MAGA #5ationalForests #ForestService

And soon it will be only you can clean roads, and only you can educate yourself. #DonaldTrump #MAGA #5ationalForests #ForestService

Robert Robert, covert documentarian, crashed a ganja party with his iPhone to prove Reefer Madness was as relevant today as in the 30s. Too bad they knew he was coming. All they did was laugh, eat, and watch Scooby Doo reruns. At least he scored a half-dozen brownies. #TwtStory

No story was posted on 420 because the publication’s writers had ordered a full case of weed gummies, but when it arrived they’d just killed three joints and a brownie and the munchies had set in.
They pitched some epic ideas.
Too bad when they woke they forgot them all. #TwtStory

Monte stumbled into the stash house to find Herb crying on the couch. “Worst stress nightmare ever, Dude, Weed’s illegal again, and SWAT swarmed the farm. I flushed our entire harvest.” Monte reminded him it was a dream. “I didn’t realize it was a dream when I flushed.” #TwtStory

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Biff wandered into the living room with crickets for their guest Martin’s breakfast. All he found was Martin’s tail. He flicked his roommate Brad on the back of his head. “Did you eat the Geico Gecko?”
Brad groaned. “Shit, dude. I was so baked I thought he was a gummy.” #TwtStory

Velda Plum incited the good citizens of Wholesome, Kansas to purge farmer McDonald’s marijuana plants from his fields. Marijuana is an evil weed. It creates decadent people, especially negroes. After his farm collapsed into ashes, she took her Laudanum and slept soundly. #TwtStory

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