An update to a now-classic meme from the early days of Bluesky's admitting new accounts without needing an invite code. The scene is a roller coaster car full of people (denoted by text "Bluesky's thin-skinned AI-simping admin team"), utterly-horrified at the sight of what's to their right as they pass by--a gaggle of furry icons (denoted by the text "Invite-only Bluesky users")

A little edit to this classic had to be done for the occasion

Congratulations to all the cool kids who made the list today, I'm in good company

NICE FUKCIN' WEBSITE

i think people who make jokes about Taco Bell giving you diarrhea are suffering from chronically low fiber diets and scared of the fast food place that sells beans

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

screenshot of bluesky service status page Service status Last updated 12:04:19 AM | Next update in 51 sec. Some systems down A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos April 16, 2026 at 06:42 GMT+00:00

please, my reginos, they are very sick

Theatre scene from End of Evangelion

The Amazing Digital Circus finale will have a scene like this in it.

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

[slamming mug on bar, yelling] estonia's right

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..

I love the term so much that I still have that screenshot saved in my favorites folders.

all of America's bravest elected Democrats jumping into action to post vaguely on social media about how somebody else should do something

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Caroline asks Olivia how they dealt with negative comments online. She responds “Oh, I just never read them.” Cuts away to a panel of Nancy, Caroline, Olivia, and Sluggo holding hands and frolicking in a flowery field. There is a rainbow overhead that reads “How Life Is When You Don’t Read The Comments.”

Nancy 4/4/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 7, the epic conclusion

mischievous function

The idea that bright, wild color is something you outgrow is a damaging lie society tells us. This unspoken rule, that enjoying intense, clashing colors makes you childish, is pure bullshit. The depression palette trend has only gotten worse because it saves corpos money. We gotta end it.

And, now, we KNOW that it needs to be investigated ASAP.

a cartoon character is standing in front of a rainbow in a candy land . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a rainbow in a candy land .

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down