mine 😵‍💫🤤

Whose face should be next!?

Fixing a drink. Want one?

"And Tim Curry, WHO DID NOT DIE"

"porn artists are great at anatomy" is one of the biggest clout farming lies I see circulating all the time. I've seen you people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations

Something to tickle your tonsils with. 👄
@kiruaforger.bsky.social

X: Kiruaforger

Big men are so pefect.

Sexy silver session w/ @kohbaltpup.bsky.social 😈✨

flop gym pics

wait happy late birthday!!!! o hope it was great 🥺🥺

It's my birthday today, send ass pics~

he neon on my genesis til I evangelion: 3.0+1.0 thrice upon a time: final mix 2 battle definitive edition & knuckles featuring dante from devil may cry for the 3DS & Wii U

What a story. What a blessing she was to the fight.

"At that first meeting, Dr. Long realized that the activists needed a guide who was fluent in science to help them expedite the approval of drugs to treat AIDS & the H.I.V. virus that causes it.

“She was their scientific North Star."

#GiftLink 🎁

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I’d Love to Pass Through the Strait of Hormuz, but No Worries If Not “I’m reaching out because, well, I’ve got this shipment of 2.1 million barrels of crude oil, and I would LOVE it if I could just squeeze on by and pass throu...

Sometimes you publish a brilliantly silly piece about an ongoing news story, and sometimes, minutes after it publishes, that news story takes a major turn that instantly renders the brilliantly silly piece dated. Them's the breaks in the fast-paced world of satire.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/id-...

1K Followers Bluesky Exclusive Celebration Post is now up! Thank y'all for everything and here's to another thousand!!

Belllllly

*a* handful? that’s definitely two handfuls. might even have to get my face in there just to appreciate it right 😵‍💫

Some Fatpad Friday posting, my fupa is so soft and jiggly, go on, get a handful, you know you wanna 😏

anything for you dad 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

dad looking gorgeous 😮‍💨🥺

After losing +20 kgs(about +50 lbs), do i still look big? Because i don't feel big.

and I DO need to be eating all that 😵‍💫😮‍💨

A clown in 4 parts meme Text: Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites Okay, now give us your ID for "dangerous content" Posting? You better have ID Your online Burger King order is on hold. Please provide valid ID to access your fries

And it doesn't even protect children.

Been craving to be fondled and groped

A Better Tomorrow (1986)
#Filmsky