specifically if you ever have a reactive puppy who also cannot be left alone for more than 10s, call me

A chart “Minnow’s Week” with different training tasks for each day of the week

there’s just no way any of you could understand how insane I am about raising a puppy. but also if you ever need dog training advice I’ve officially read everything

considering getting back into smoking cigarettes just for a change of pace

I’m already buckled up! I already checked three times to make sure I actually buckled up! let’s GO

my OCD workbook saying “Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride.” referring to the upcoming chapter feels INsAnE. like I’m already on the edge of my seat bitch!!! I have anxiety!!!

a perfect cat ❤️

me when it’s time to do my shot: eh, it can wait
me when I get my period: 😮

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Minnow, a black and white cattle dog + beagle mix, resting peacefully next to a collection of 5 stuffed squirrel toys

how I hope to rest after vanquishing my foes

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I wrote a little bit about pencils

having an adolescent puppy is crazy cuz 2-3 times a day Jess and I look at each other and freak out cuz she’s a genius. And the rest of the day she’s doing irreversible psychological damage

anyway… the day we can finally have all three critters in a room together without having to manage Minnow like a worm on a string, I’ll probably cry

btw this is awesome cuz it’s a sign of the cats’ confidence (we’ve been building this up past few months with training and very safe interaction)! and we don’t let Minnow continue barking bc she needs to practice walking away from kitties when she’s excited… but I think our kitties rock lol

Minnow will be barking at jumping at the baby gate and my cats will literally sit there and slow blink at her lol

you can’t hurt me. I’ve got a split pea soup goin’ in the crockpot

Queen - The Prophets Song (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by Queen Official

if you put this song in a little box with a stick propping it up, you could capture me

yeah those aren’t dogs, those are vessels for souls long-passed

sooooo freaking sad. :( the post today was re: how the OP’s dog is reactive and it makes walks 100000x more challenging when you have to navigate off-leash dogs! ppl rly don’t realize how quickly even their “perfect recall” dog can be hurt in the big city

love the drama going on in my neighborhood fb group rn abt how losers keep letting their dogs roam off-leash lol

objectively my 20s were insane and I don’t feel very nostalgic for them. I’ll probably feel similarly about my 30s in a decade huh

having a blast exporting my decade-old photos library finally cuz it’ll be like pic of my titties, pic of my ex, pic of my dead dog, three pics of my titties, pic of a cupcake, my bad green mullet, pic of an ugly dress, pic of my titties

almost all my clients @ my corporate massage job are requests/regulars this week 🥹 that’s such a crazy feelinggggg

We didn't deserve this day.

Pajama Sam, a blue little guy with a scared look on his face, looking out the window at a lightning strike

me when I get that tornado watch notification

lilapsophobes rise up 🚫🌪️🚫

A necklace featuring 11 large black/red/mauve abstract flower beads with a bold design. The colorful beads are handmade. Smaller smoky colored glass beads and red saucer beads are between the clay beads in a simple pattern. The necklace is against a background of grid paper

Another view of the same necklaces this time on a black velvet mannequin with a white curtain in the background.

a cool statement necklace w polymer clay beads ~ I think this would be nice w lil tank top or black dress :) #polymerclay #artjewelry

my friends always know I’m desperate when I start posting necklaces to my website again lol

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if anyone wants a massage this Saturday is a rly epic time to do that (I’m out of money and would love to give you a massage)