Naturally this is the Kennedy that isn't cursed but is A curse. Cool. Cool.

I use the udm14 plugin for Safari on my Mac and it strips out all the AI slop. It's easier to set up for Chrome users if that's your thing. Apologies for unsolicited advice. But I hate AI.

My largest cat (16 lbs) was running from my kitten. He ran up onto the back of the couch and at full speed slammed into my head. I thought he broke my nose because of all the blood. My wife laughed until she saw the blood. Today is the first day I don't have a fuzzy feeling.

I got one from my cat Saturday night. I knew I had one, but I did google "is it okay to take Tylenol when you have a concussion" and if you scroll down too much it will get dicey.

My Knicks told me opposing players keep becoming villains so I asked how many games they blew and they said they just keep setting up clutch situations so I said it sounds like they're just giving games to the other team and then I started crying.

Just don't kick me in the nuts, CJ.

Mr. Met now goes by Mx. Met and uses they/them pronouns. They are in a polycule with Mrs. Met and the Liberty mascot Ellie the Elephant and are going to start a noise band together. Their first show will be at TV Eye next week and all ticket proceeds are going toward bail relief funds.

The Knicks are just cursed. It's part of the charm.

Oh, it's absolutely evident that he is. The MSG crowd is embarrassing sometimes. Or maybe I am just not a passionate enough fan. lol.

Bro, we're a villain making factory. It's actually not great!

I'm not gonna live and die with every Knicks playoff game because it's not emotionally healthy for me. That said, I don't think Mike Brown is the man for the job.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

It autocorrected "Kruk" to "Kirk". I hate technology sometimes. Point stands tho

Tim Duncan is still very cool.

The thing you have to remember about the Pistons is that Tobias Harris is on this team and nothing good in the post season comes of that. Pistons still gonna win this series, but man...

Wagner just yammed on the Pistons and I have no idea what is happening right now.

c'mon Rip...put on the mask.

John Kirk is the personification of the word “incongruent”

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

So are the Mets actually a psy op or what?

“We’re not going to be wearing suits that are wool blends, I’m hearing. I know a lotta guys in the garment industry, big successful guys, and they’ll be very sad about this. Not being able to do blends anymore. But we’ve gotta do what it says in *spicy voice* DEUTERONOMY.”

Knicks pulled away after I put on my Quartersnacks Knicks hat. And after my cat destroyed my head.

Well, this ended up not being ideal. It's the Pacers collapse all over again.

If I have to get concussed by my cat for KAT to do this, then that's okay.

My kitten was chasing my big boy cat and he straight up trucked me in the side of the head while running from her. I am bleeding and I actually think I have a concussion. Fuck.

I successfully installed the new dishwasher. Can I get a W in the chat?

It's the NBA. Everyone makes a run?

Just need the Warriors to get rekt now.

LaMelo Ball is going to crash every one of his cars after this game. Stay alert out there.

I just did a very wet tre flip in mine and I am here to mostly stay. It's a really good shoe once your feet stop being stupid in them.