Fresh from telling voters yesterday to fuck off when they challenged her for imposing Reform style policies the Home Secretary has decided to out-fash herself today by joking about how she'd assault & deport her political rivals. Wild, wild stuff

Dance like the Telegraph is watching you!

😂 Love it!

It’s definitely a ploy by HBO Max to make those of us in the UK stay subscribed for longer. Basically a money grabbing exercise.

Also, if your movie doesn't work without retroactively changing a previous film, then you have written a shit film.

I definitely won't. I know better than to believe nonsense like this.

Unbelievable.

Not content with appointing Mandelson as US ambassador despite his links to Epstein, Starmer tried to appoint another man with a known friendship with a sex offender.

When is the Prime Minister finally going to take some responsibility?

I'm clearly missing something here. What is the point of someone going through vetting if whether they pass or fail is never communicated?

Timeline cleanse: I just got on a bus. An elderly woman was trying to pay but her card didn’t work. She was standing flustered by the driver. A boy, maybe 12 or 13 years old, who was queuing to get on said to the bus driver, “sir can I pay for her?” and then went ahead and paid for her

Interesting that you assume that I need to lose weight and don’t exercise. My costochondritis is due to my asthma getting worse due to a recent respiratory infection. Doctor was fantastic in tweaking how my asthma is being controlled to help deal with what’s happening.

Four bunnies play cards around a table, using red checker pieces and some acorns as chips. They are in a small parlor, and one of the bunnies is nibbling his cards.

Daily bunny no.3295 is feeling lucky

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Congrats on the weight loss, that is a mighty achievement!

I got a very stern warning from my doctor not to ignore any worsening of symptoms. I also have a chest x-ray booked in for next week just in case the coughing continues. I managed to get a great doctor who gave me some really good advice.

What the hell is wrong with doctors who think the solution to every single health problem is to lose weight?? Makes me so angry. Fortunately, the doctor I saw didn't give me this horrendous advice but told me to rest up and try anti inflammatory gel if it didn't aggravate my asthma.

Good to know I'm already doing the right things. Looks like this is something that doesn't have a quick fix and I'm just going to have to be patient.

I don't have an active infection so taking anything that will get rid of an infection won't help with this.

I understand that Robbins couldn't disclose why Mandelson failed his vetting but surely you can disclose if someone passed or failed their vetting. What am I missing here?

Thanks. Do you have any tips on how to manage it?

An MP asked if Morgen McSweeney passed vetting. Starmer said that he did, but since it appears telling anyone if someone passed their vetting or not is confidential information, how does he actually know this??

Diane is out here asking what we all want to know. How could Starmer say that Mandelson passed the vetting when he never ever asked anyone if he did??

me when things are going well

One of the things that I have been struggling to understand about this whole Mandelson thing is why on earth was a man whose well-known nickname is the Prince of Darkness ever considered for the job in the first place?

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

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Thanks. It’s is Costochondritis. Currently hugging a heat pack.

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

I also got a much deserved lecture about going to the gym on Friday. Apparently one needs to rest and not see if exercise helps. I can confirm that exercise, in fact, does the complete opposite. 😂