Ok I want everyone to come up with versions of this but for the Aunt Mays from Spiderman films, Alfred from Batman films, and then answer the question: "who is Columbo's Wario?"

New question: who is Columbo's Wario? Or Walumbo, if you prefer?

A big plus on that would be parents saying "i need my phone for in case nursery/school have something happen" (i would also make this argument), but they won't make the connection for senior school kids 🤔

"Miss Miss can I use your phone to ring my mum?"

It's so unbelievably daft

Omg it is so daft to put this in statute, bloody hell 😬

PM: I know members of this House will find this account incredible.

MPs: [loud laughter]

I mean, of course that’s what happening. It’s been clear the whole time

Fantastic replies

Fantastic replies

The above skeet with one reply saying "noooooo" and another saying "yesss"

The duality of parenthood 😆

"With Spidey and his amazing,
Spidey and his amazing friends!"

*looks at today's news about Stonewall *

*remembers the @pluslibdems.bsky.social event at Liverpool conference where the then chair of Stonewall was arguing passionately that gays didn't want same sex marriage *

We called them S'onewall IN THOSE DAYS because they always dropped the T from LGBT+...

Local energy infrastructure for local people?

Oh look. The thing that was predicted is happening, with a huge thick underline under my assertion about the hubris of devs believing they could code around the fundamentals of Garbage In, Garbage Out.

The models are ingesting AI garbage, and spitting out more AI garbage.

bsky.app/profile/hype...

Two doors - the ‘male’ entrance is wide and square like a door. The ‘woman’ entrance is a cutout of a very thin long haired woman in heels.

This cartoon by Naked Pastor is SO GOOD. Sums up what I’ve been saying for ages about what happens when you start gatekeeping womanhood (and spoiler alert it’s the opposite of feminism).

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

People still have Power Rangers stuck in their heads

As I’m sure you are well aware, we have never recovered a COMPLETE fossilized Ankylosaurus skeleton, so it’s still WELL WITHIN the realm of possibility that this creature had wings, weapon turrets (anti aircraft guns), many many many more legs, some kind if centaur thing going on, huge tits, etc

To be fair, i have ebout 4 favourites and am not sure of the order?

Oh.... 😬

JD Vance to Receive First Annual FIFA Catholicism Prize

Is this "college" like Americans mean being 16?

Fantastic analogy!

To be clear this is also silly. But this is like a first time Funko pop owner picking a rules fight with the owner of the local Warhammer shop

"Did you just Vance-splain Catholicism to the freaking Pope?!"

I can't get over the audacity of men who commit sex crimes and then run for public office - and win - who think the sex crimes will never come up. I assume that means a lot of them don't. Or they are psychopaths. Probably both.

It's not as high profile as all the other failings of the last government, but the total collapse of the court system thanks to Chris Grayling is one of the most damning.

James Bembridge on X: Hate is too weak a word for what I feel towards the NHS. I'd tear it down and salt the earth upon which it stood.

Lovely people, these Reform UK candidates for the upcoming election, and great to know they're on our side.