Wow, such a bully!

You just need coffee and head scritches.

I had a geocities with my friend. It was sort of like a blog, but before we knew what blogs were. Also movie reviews and pop culture sort of stuff. Lots of polls and a guestbook.

Biggest fish you ever caught?

Hey, that’s cool!

Good choice, bud. I bet you have a bottle nose dolphin plushie.

Oh wow, that’s cool. What’s your favorite dolphin?

😆

What’s your favorite animal, buddy?

That‘s fun, he can play pretend that he‘s a grown up.

Looks perfect for you, champ!

Never answer after 9 pm for Cookie Monster.

They’re sagging, probably need a change.

Yeah!

Me, mid diaper change: “Sorry, I gotta take this call.”

I assume two of them are these.

You’re allowed to have a phone?

Woah, that’s really cool, buddy.

There were chips involved.

I discovered a new laxative, half a jar of spicy salsa.

That same friend once when I stayed overnight at her house said “try not to wet the bed” right before she went to her bedroom for the night. We’ve never directly discussed it, but she obviously knows.

Was going out with a group of friends for some winter fun. One of them says something to the effect of their snowsuit sounded like a diaper and another friend, who I’m pretty sure had found my diaper stash before, says “If anyone says anything we‘ll just say it’s Terrence.”

Take all the time you need. It‘s tough when you live so far from one another, but I’m sure she loved you lots.

I had a similar experience with my blankey.

That’s cute, kiddo.

Very creative!

Wow, that‘s cool, buddy.

Ilike chips and salsa too. Might have to have some today now.

I wanna pet him under his chin!