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Posts by TessKelp

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a teenage detective comic

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Baby Driver but instead of listening to music he listens to podcasts

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we're up all night long partitioning ubuntu on hunter biden's laptop,
fuck you

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Chris rainbow rules, Dont Take the Night Away is a personal favourite.
He also did a ton of vocals for the alan parsons project

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Flatwood’s new device
#MoonbeamCartoon

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The Poutine Business
#MoonbeamCartoon
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That cerulean-tinted thorn in my side is the ONLY reason I have yet to seize control of this miserable planet…

That cerulean-tinted thorn in my side is the ONLY reason I have yet to seize control of this miserable planet…

I wouldn’t say he’s the ONLY reason, your excellence.
You also tend to procrastinate things.

I wouldn’t say he’s the ONLY reason, your excellence. You also tend to procrastinate things.

Polonius, i would clobber you right now, but i really don’t feel like it.
Remind me to give you a good clobbering later.

Polonius, i would clobber you right now, but i really don’t feel like it. Remind me to give you a good clobbering later.

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Moonbeam, Ontario
Deep beneath Mount Belzoni…

Moonbeam, Ontario Deep beneath Mount Belzoni…

Call me today!

Grrrrr….

Call me today! Grrrrr….

Curse that Dick Douglas!
And his infernal investigations!

Curse that Dick Douglas! And his infernal investigations!

Introducing: The Flatwoods Monster
#MoonbeamCartoon
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Has a semi-conscious invasive weed taken control of your Zen Garden?

Has a semi-conscious invasive weed taken control of your Zen Garden?

Do you have an inexplicable psychic link with Interplanetary Travellers that you would like severed?

Do you have an inexplicable psychic link with Interplanetary Travellers that you would like severed?

If you answered YES to any of these questions, call me today!

If you answered YES to any of these questions, call me today!

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Hello People of Moonbeam!

Hello People of Moonbeam!

Have you been suffering from disturbances of the Paranormal or Extra-Terrestrial variety?

Have you been suffering from disturbances of the Paranormal or Extra-Terrestrial variety?

Are you being harassed by Little Green Men or Flying-Saucer people?

Are you being harassed by Little Green Men or Flying-Saucer people?

An important message from Detective Dick Douglas!
#MoonbeamCartoon
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my children

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woa!!! so fun to look at!
I always love your colour palettes too, has that warm 70's feel

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NEW CAT JUST DROPPED???? :O

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it really is wonderful!!
The production holds up surprisingly well, it sounds so good.
I love how they made Mrs. O'Leary's Cow somehow even MORE evil & intense.

I do often prefer listening to smile sessions, but by a very very slim margin. I think I owe it another listen!

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Been thinking this exact thing for a few days. Im so glad we finally got the smile sessions at least, what an amazing album. It was so close to being finished!!!

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Surf's Up
Surf's Up YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic

shoutout Brian Wilson, one of my favourite artists ever <3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S22a...

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A screenshot of the estate of Ryuichi Sakamoto tweeting: "The estate of Ryuichi Sakamoto stands firmly with Brian Eno in this call - as Ryuichi himself would have done."

A screenshot of the estate of Ryuichi Sakamoto tweeting: "The estate of Ryuichi Sakamoto stands firmly with Brian Eno in this call - as Ryuichi himself would have done."

Update to the Brian Eno AI message.

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Incredible loot from two weeks ago

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Good times in Animal Crossing

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Do these fuckers gotta take everything cool away from toronto?!?! Like what the hell.
If they come for the reference library i will crash out

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Three days since the wither spawned
We realized we used the soulsand from the wart-farm
Forgot to sleep, now the phantoms see
Cause it’ll still be two days before the chicken jockey

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Its been, one chunk since you crafted me
Placed a block to the side and said “tp me”
Five days mining jungle trees
Saying “pass me the stack of planks and smelt my ore please”

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How can i build it if i think its funny when you craft
Tryin hard not to mine but i feel bad
Im the kinda guy who laughs in the stronghold
Fighting Silverfish round the portal gettin’ pretty old
i have a tendency to be afraid of herobrine
I have a history of digging straight down

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Chickity china the lava chicken
Have some rotten flesh and your health stops tickin’
Storage room needs an expansion
The woodland mansion
I think i just saw an enderman

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Guy who never saw idiocracy:

this is just like idiocracy!!!

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Star Eyes (I Can't Catch It) (feat. David Lynch)
Star Eyes (I Can't Catch It) (feat. David Lynch) YouTube video by Danger Mouse - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdTZ...

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