We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
A minimal white stage with a white table and two white chairs
About to watch a play
Poster for the movie "Conclave" a Cardinal stands against a silhouetted cross
Now seated
Yeah really enjoyed it. Big fan of all the scenes where everyone's just yelling over the top of each other in different languages. Revising my Sean Baker options, i think he's good now
The poster for the movie Anora
Now seated
ralph wiggum i'm in danger meme. an orange boy with a sparse bowl cut sitting in a bus with caption (chuckles) i'm in danger
spurs fans when we are up by 2
I don’t feel well
Way over salted salt bagel
Um. I may have met my salt bagel match
still from the television show the Simpsons showing Milhouse standing on a jungle gym looking despondent on a cloudy day
dropped my breakfast sandwich on the ground
the only thing from twitter i miss is notifications when someone likes something you retweeted, that was always nice, i felt like a matchmaker
An 8-year-gap on résumé that just says ”karate”
This is my holiday decoration and my MIL doesnt think my worm looks much like a worm. Devastated.
i bet this feels amazing
George Lucas: "so I was thinking maybe a silly Jamaican accent for Yoda"
Frank Oz: (seized by vision of newspaper saying The World's Most Racist Puppeteer) "uh. How's this" (does Fozzie Bear)
Lucas: "is that Jamaican"
Oz: "absolutely. I have been to Jamaica many times"
Lucas: "ok! great"
Oz: "great"
the core types of conflict in cinema:
Man vs Man
Man vs. Nature
Man vs. Self
Man vs. Society
Malcolm McDowell is just the Worst Little Guy
Malcolm McDowell is the President (Evil)
[me]: once we make it to duluth i’m gonna be a star
[the trucker on rest stop speed and vicodin who picked me up because they haven’t slept in 33 hours and thought my silhouette looked like their childhood concept of god]: i believe in you veronica, i believe in you
the only "platforming" you should be doing is playing Super Mario Bros. check out this lil guy jumping around. hes got a moustache
Do twins always get reincarnated as twins in the same set of two or can you get twins that were like two completely different guys in a past life?
the A/I bros dream of a "deeply personalised content" is really telling, cause it only cares about what me-as-a-customer wants
they don't see art as sharing and discovering human experiences, it's all about being fed a content without leaving the comfort of your tiny self
My friend invited me to see Madame Web in the hopes it would be a fun bad movie. It is not. It is incompetently directed, terribly written, and bewilderingly edited. No one is given anything to work with. The antagonist seems to be ADRed in and *still* has the weirdest line deliveries in history
Somehow Jason Momoa is both guys at once
The poster for the movie madam web.
Now seated
Who is YOUR favorite Madame Web character from the new smash hit Marvel Studios Film Madame Web?
- Madame Web
- The Scarlet Cloak
- Shoots McGoots
- Dutch Spider-Man
- Clone Madame Web
- Willem Dafoe
- Scruffy the Intolerant Beagle
Can asexuals be “down bad”?
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Tom Walker’s suffering is so exquisite
A digital drawing of a goofy looking dinosaur
HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY
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