Within the next two years, Americans will have to travel abroad for the most advanced cancer treatments available outside trials. And for those who can't afford it, that's the way republicans want it.
We should turn all those pickleball courts into affordable housing.
I don't know how people expect Pete Hegseth to stay sober if Kash Patel doesn't drink all the liquor.
"My first million didn't feel as good as my first hundred."
- Warren Fuckett
Suburban life is basically rearranging clutter based on the season.
Generational wealth is not having your funeral bankrupt you. But they let you do it.
You want to know why books can't be turned into movies? It's because they're a whole bunch of exposition.
They'll always be Generation Twitter to me.
The Catholic Church should deny communion to blasphemous republicans.
If history is any indicator, after such being exposed as frauds in every way, the republican party will be cursed to wander in the wilderness for 18 months.
Let's call them CHRINOS. Christian In Name Only.
Please oh please let this finally be the moment when Matt realizes that they never have been either.
Before you start comparing the Mona Lisa to cave paintings, let's see how she holds up after 50,000 years.
You can't strait fire me! I strait quit!
I told my child that AI just plagiarizes and she should write papers on her own. Then she goes and uses words people already made up. Is my child AI?
Remember when the Russians put listening devices directly into the structural steel of the newly constructed embassy? They're having their asset do it again.
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How feckless these republicans are, I wish Trump's dick caused throat cancer.
it seems unsanitary to hug the same flag you wipe your ass with
republicans are going to make it illegal for schools to teach about them.
The only thing republicans believe is a renewable resource is missiles.
Democrats should promise to extradite war criminals to the Hague, since they've proven they can't prosecute criminals themselves.
Remember when all the republicans were upset that Democrats reminded our military they don't have to follow illegal orders. Tomorrow is why.
Trump is waiting until the astronauts are all the way out before firing the diversity crew so they have to find their own flight home.
Don't blame me. I voted for the Easter Bunny.
“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián
Trump defending his tariffs saying maybe you can only afford a few toys for your kids is like McDonald's "Value Menu" being like, have you considered a small?
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If NATO countries attack America, do they also have to come to our defense? I think we're about to find out.
