Made a joke in my weekly game show about there being a Pentatonix version of the Ghostbusters theme, but then @painapple130.bsky.social confirmed it exists

Just heard somebody refer to Judy Greer as a nobody they've never heard of, so I'm going to scream at a wall for an hour.

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

Yeah, gross

Stephen Colbert is allegedly in the "Screw You CBS" portion of his talk show's final days, but his final guests include a former Secretary of State, a CNN anchor, and a sexual predator/Carl Sagan wannabe. Just embarrassing.

Veggie Tales: An Easter Carol (Or, the Rise and Fall of the Romaine Empire) YouTube video by Scrooge: A Christmas Carol Podcast

Talking vegetables. Catchy songs (well... song). A surprisingly lengthy theological discussion about the eternal soul of a pickle. It's all here in Veggie Tales: An Easter Carol.

Oh no; now there will never be onion rings

More movies could benefit from a werewolf break

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Tomorrow, it's my review of AN EASTER CAROL from Veggie Tales. Or, if you join my Patreon for as little as $1/month, you can listen to it right now.

I still want to write a remake of the obscure, not very good ‘70s horror film THE BEAST MUST DIE, because there’s a great movie hiding under there somewhere.

Merry X-Mas (Infowars is over)

bad news for my new weed delivery startup, Bombadil

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Sandy Hook was the litmus test of gun tolerance, and we failed.

TOM CRUISE: Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To MAKE A That MUMMY MOVIE Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'

lmao

Tim Curry Sings the Ballad of Davy Crockett YouTube video by CBonesmith

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry, who is responsible for one of the greatest recordings in history.

I've said this before, but it's becoming increasingly clear that no Democrat running for President can be a serious candidate if they don't make reforming SCOTUS part of their platform.

Best Star Trek captain.

Wrong answers only.

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

John Travolta announcing Adele Dazeem’s ex-husband

Text exchange: - HO. LY. SHIT. I *just* realized that Ellen Burstyn and Ellen Barkin are two different actresses, not one actress with a crazy long and eclectic career. - bet you have no problem keeping all the Chris actors straight tho

okay i deserved this

The Virge

The YouTube video "The Odd Details of All 4 U.S. Presidential Assassinations." There are 3 odd details, but McKinley's is "Shot by a guy named Leon."

Shot by a Guy Named Leon

Dustin Hoffman in extreme old age makeup I be Little Big Man

Every post about how actors used to look older says something like, “This was supposed to be a 33-year-old in 1970.”

I was going to make a joke about a large flightless bird, but it wasn't very emusing.

The Frederic Rescue Mission Facebook post advertising the Christian ice cream truck called the Christ Cream Truck

The Christ Cream truck

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Wikipedia page for Popeseye Steak, a cut of beef

Karoline Leavitt: No, President Trump does not have beef with the Pope. He just had a ...

mostly worried for the guy who had to count the bees