Poe from Star Wars saying “Somehow Palpatine returned.”

Whenever I feel bad about my own writing, I remember this:

Paper sack full of paper towels, labeled “Baby Care”

I’m pretty sure there’s a bit more to it than this…?

The Femmebot doth protest too much.

Mamas' Boys - Ep 4: Dad.Gov with Governor Jared Polis YouTube video by Mamas' Boys Podcast

JUST IN TIME FOR PESACH: A new Mamas' Boys podcast with Colorado Governor Jared Polis! This groundbreaking national figure casts new and surprising light on what strong male Jewish leadership can look like, at a time when it’s so urgently needed. youtu.be/pySFwo9pHyI?...

Ad for Jack in the Box’s “Moby Jack Fish Sandwich”

Call Me Fish-Meal.

Ad for Moby Jack Fish Sandwich

Shouldn’t this, by definition, be…*unavailable* at participating Jack in the Boxes?

Bags of Easter candies next to a Passover menu

Paschal Wager

Do teen and 20-something girls in England speak with “vocal boil?”

🎵How many roads must a man walk down
Before he gets plantar fasciitis? 🎵

(TURNS TO CAM)
Hi, I’m Bob. They may call me the “Jokerman,” but I’m deadly serious about proper orthopedic support...

The Jews From Adam & Eve to Zabar’s, this humorous survey of Jewish history is the most outrageous and unreliable account of the Jewish people’s wanderi...

I came out with this book a year ago, and already so much has changed in Jewish history I clearly need a 2nd edition. So if you haven’t gotten a copy yet, please show my publisher there’s demand for more (more books, that is, PLEASE not more history!)

www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Je...

I’m going to SXSW Saturday and Sunday. Reccs for music?

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This is NUTS!
“The Dark Knight” is responsible for Palantir surveillance!

www.instagram.com/reel/DVte0fh...

Recipe title: “Basic Sweet Hamentaschen”

I can’t un-hear this being read in a Barry White voice:

Now now Paul, the pleasure was *mostly* mine…

MAMAS BOYS VIDEO EPISODE 3 - The Crying Bully and Other Stories w/ Etgar Keret YouTube video by Mamas' Boys Podcast

In the meantime what’s your excuse? youtu.be/5wtmraw6648?...

When you let your podcast guest know their episode is live:

From a FRANKENSTEIN screening and Q&A with Del Toro & design team:

Monster’s color palette = Victor Frankenstein’s childhood home

GDT wanted to make screaming castle Medusa 2 stories high - producer wouldn’t let him

Actor cast as the Monster bailed 7 days before filming - Elordi was last-minute!

No wonder they are so likely to be found in murders

Respondent to AMA writes: “Two-part question: who are you? Who gives a shit?”

Doing my first AMA Monday.
Sneak peek!

HOUSTON, we have a… fun time planned. Come see @daviddegrand.bsky.social and me and get our disgustingly hilarious kids’ graphic novel (or my Deadpool or comedic Jewish history book) signed! This Sunday!

Idk about the game, but so far the MVPs seem to be “keytars and mullets.”

Mamas' Boys! - Ep 2: All the President's Yes Men w/ Jake Tapper YouTube video by Mamas' Boys Podcast

New episode of my Jewish men’s podcast with guest Jake Tapper, on male fragility in DC and beyond, plus “Camp Ramah Confessions” youtu.be/fUXh1SYzZY0

🎵and through the years… 🎵

At this point, the only Epstein Island revelation that would shock me is that it’s actually a peninsula.

Anyone know any journalists or media based in Rome? I have an interesting human interest story that’s a little crazy…

Although slightly smaller as of Day 8

Guys, my Internet provider just figured out I’m Jewish.