Because his fellow tax evaders, who own and run the media, want him as next PM. Next question.

Same applies to being allowed to reproduce.

These are his instructions; this is why he was appointed.

All of his insider-trading buddies shorting the oil futures like this version better.

Ik vind Russell nog steeds een van de allerbeste. Hopelijk heb je daar een goede vertaling.

This is of course true - but if we all became coffee-coloured overnight, as the song had it, the haters would find some way to discriminate by lunchtime.

Actually, the ideal would be to get him for treason. All the birds with one stone. We can dream!

Interesting, but it's not how power works.

Don't you shake the bottle?

ANY progress is to be welcomed.

Killing an Arab - Wikipedia

Their debut single 'Killing an Arab' deserves a mention. Apparently blows Ozon's film 'The Stranger' out of the water.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...

And for contrast, I love 'Friday'!

It's unlikely, unless raw meat was also involved!

How will we ever achieve the international treaties we need to prevent this? We must.

The tax evaders who achieved brexit will do anything to stay out. Could the EU Anti-Tax Avoidance Directives, the first of which was enacted in 2016 (!), have anything to do with this?

H'm, at least the Stop Any Voter Equality act has died.

The evil Stay Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters

I just knew Streeting's slappable face reminded me of something...

Attention span now less than one week in the US, Russia, Israel...

The techbros don't want to remember them. The current fashion is to believe that dollars can patch over anything.

Pics of early bluebells, Spanish variety I expect

I never expected to have a bluebell wood, but I do, and they're coming!

You need to find a politician who is interested in something other than money and (re-)election. Good luck with that. There are two or three.

Yes, in 1979 apparently.

The BBC has anointed Tice as the next PM for some reason. (Not Mr Toad, obviously, he's too lazy.)

It's quite a laugh really. The sad part is the gammons and muttons believe every word. They'll be sorry when Tice is PM, but just like Mr Toad's other success (brexit), they'll never admit it.

They know Tice is safe, because the establishment has anointed him as the next PM. (Mr Toad is too lazy to do it.)

Not-your-cat has a different take...

Congratulations (or félicitations), M. Gauld!

Polls for forthcoming Scottish elections. Constituency seats. SNP 48% in May '21, down to 35% Aug. '24, 37% now Labour <20% in '21, 35% in May '24, 17% now Con 23% in '21, 15% in Nov. '22, 10% now Green 3% in '21, gradually rising to 9% now Reform Ltd appeared at 3% in Feb. '23, up to 20% in Dec. '25, down to 17% now

Polls for forthcoming Scottish elections. Regional seats. SNP 40% in May '21, down to 28% May '23, 30% now Labour 17% in '21, 30% in May '24, 16% now Con 2% in '21, 4% in Feb. '25, 2% now Green 8% in '21, gradually rising to 13% now Reform Ltd 2% in May '21, up to 18% in Dec. '25, down to 16% now

Today's Express says Swinney (SNP) is heading for a 'humiliating Unionist defeat' in the Scottish General Election. They wish.

Remember, if you believe in independence and socialism, vote 1 - SNP, 2 - Green

Polls, upper = constituency, lower = regional

It's worse than that. They are ignored.

You missed out a word. 'This formerly homeless cat...'

Part of the syndrome is insatiability. When you can have anything, you don't know what to want.