my wife and i decided to do the hall pass thing she picked the mailman so i have also picked the mailman game on

We need a labeler here that lets everyone know.

ACTUALLY WENT TO THE 2026 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER

Steve that’s not what gaslighting means. come back to nyc after reading stuff school k

The last 5 years have proven that the most unbelievable part of any alien invasion movie is Earth uniting to protect themselves.

These fucks won't even wear a mask or take a vaccine so grampa won't die.

It’s worse than fiction sir.
It’s a blatant lie and he should be reprimanded for this.

Every day I wonder how much more incompetent this administration can get.
And the answer is always that they haven’t even come close to the bottom yet.

Yeah, decorum is over. Just say "are you OK? Like cognitively? You sound unfit for your position."

Be. a. dick.

I would live ANY Senator to simply ask “what the f$&@k is wrong with you?!!”

When you’ve lost the notable fascist child rapist, pedophilia and genocide apologist, Alan Toadface Dershowitz, one may consider that the Democrats are improving.

Overturned by BARD

1) Scrantastic Voyage
2) Only Scrans
3) Scrando Calrissian
4) Scrantonio Banderas

(Not a law prof, and not germane to your threads, but I put blog articles on my CV and promotion application.)

The other of the two most currently relevant Chumbawamba songs is The Day The Nazi Died. A cheerful little ditty about Rudolph Hess and all his friends and those he inspired. youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0?...

It only costs one Kawhi Leonard single season under the table Aspiration payment to buy a bunch of senators

...So I gave up and just let him run his assembly line diabetic exam patter.

Things changed today though! I think that's because I crossed an age threshold that I now get the glaucoma spiel added as well.

...The doc's patter has been almost exactly the same each year. It's good patter. But he's clearly on autopilot. I tried to engage in some small talk with him previously. Told him I trained the same location he did and used to teach students from his med school. He just completely ignored that...

...So I got a shot at dietary changes before starting insulin. Was on the half-dose of the starting pill. Lost a ton of weight. Sugars normalized. Never went to full dose of the pill. Didn't need insulin. Labs always normal (for 6 years now). Needed to see Ophtho though...

This is a routine appointment. I got new onset diabetes out of the blue related to acute covid infection. Labs were bad enough that doc wanted to start me on insulin (and would have been supported by guidelines in doing so). I used my Helped Teach This Doc When He Was A Resident privilege...

Damn it. I did have to lie. Apparently, he has records that said he had recommended warm compresses last year. (I didn't, in fact try using warm compresses. At least not more than a couple times.)

Say what you will about the worst members of the Roberts Court, but they all make sure their wives are in on the grift.

Jane Roberts, Martha Alito and Ginni Thomas are equal partners with their husbands in the grand project of destroying the United States and enriching themselves in the process.

Yep. Checks out. That's a guy.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Disney made the movie Frozen so when you googled "Walt Disney frozen", it would show results for the movie instead of the urban legend that Walt Disney cryogenically froze his head

…With penalties and interest, they are now charging me $27.38.

@nih-llamas.bsky.social I just got sent to collections by Terrazano’s. It seems like when they comped me a half order of Fetabologna Crispers to make for the order mixup where one of my Crispers had a kazoo baked into it…it wasn’t completely free. They added a 75 cent food-comping fee…

I looked at AARP. It was a bunch of stuff that I probably wouldn’t use. I’m more of a hermit who never leaves his cave type of an old guy than a travel the world and eat dinner at 4 PM sort of old guy.

…Is that really true? How on earth do I find out? Do I have to actually talk to people? (Guess I’ll never get one.) None of these are available online for website orders, right?

Okay. I know that we’re all in our late thirties here on Bluesky. But can some of you in their really late thirties (say instead of thirty-seven or thirty-eighth you are thirty-twenty-five) tell me how senior discounts work. Allegedly there are often unadvertised senior discounts at 55 or so…

I remember that very close election as an outside onlooker. Feels like one that got away.

…You can run an absolutely great grift just being an Ex-Republican. See Lincoln Project and Meidas. Hell, you get to campaign with the presidential candidate while progressives get shunned and excluded.

Still salty about this. (The headline. I didn’t read the article. Just block me now if you think I shouldn’t get mad about headlines and ledes.)

The Dem Party absolutely loves tepid Republican converts. More than people who have been onside for decades…