🎉 so awesome, congratulations!

Brown and white fluffy cat staring directly at the camera as she stands on a bathroom sink countertop

My lovable stalker

“FUCK YOU,CRAIG” in pink paint on a gray exterior wall

Uh oh.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

With Bluetooth *and* headphone jack

Aw, X-rays are fun & they look so cool!

Core memory unlocked: playing the Camp Granada *board game*!

You’d be excellent on the Dollop’s side podcast: The Past Times.

No homework. Dave reads articles from old timey regional newspapers & cohost Gareth and guest(you!) react.

They’ve done a Dollop/Behind the Bastards collab—so you’re kinda sorta in their orbit!

Trash Bandit has Ascended!

You deserve a crown & a super hero cape because holy moly this is bonkers. And delicious.

And those statistics leave out those who can no longer work due to disability or age, trying to live on a below US poverty level income/Social Security.

I’d love to see the All Is Well crowd try to live/pay rent/utilities on my income of $1600/month. Would.Fucking.Love.To.See.It.

$8.99 lb here in Oregon where we have cattle ranches & stable weather.

fasting rising demographics for being homeless.

(Not to take away from how shitty the economy is for workers, just a reminder that us non workers/no longer working exist too. We exist in convos that pretend we don’t by ignoring us)

It is an absolute shit economy for those of us on Social Security due to disability or age.

Any SS annual increase is zeroed out by the annual increase in Medicare.

And SNAP looks at gross, not net—so SNAP benefits get reduced.

And poverty increases which is why the disabled or aged are the

unmute, this is 100% right

I remember almost 40 years ago when a new bf hugged me for the first time and said “Oh wow, you DO have a waist!”

Every decade has its gems.

And also I got to see Nick Cave’s earlier band, The Birthday Party in 1981 or 82.

It’s ridiculous how many cool bands I got to see in the 80s before they got too big for a club or Uni/small theater.

(bonus that clubs were all ages or 18+, not that 21+ old fart bs)

The full length interview was a fascinating psychological spectacle.

It’s clear he’s memorized the answers he’s prepared to give to questions he expects.

When pushed the first time, he did a weak job trying to insult the interviewer, who laughed in response.

The 2nd time, he just walked out.

Came home from taking kitty to vet, stressed out—remembered it’s “Tues Josh Johnson Day” and smiled.

Yeah—he talked about how he “used to do meth” on the Australian 60 Minutes interview that he walked out in.

Mentioned how it curbs his appetite all day.

& of course had to say “used to” so his Florida streaming home/compound doesn’t get raided.

Same—plus wearing sunglasses even on gray days because, ugh,world—and no crows feet now that I’m an Old.

Brown and white fluffy cat asleep on a turquoise blue blanket

Fulfilling my role as cat pillow❤️

two women are standing next to each other in a dark room and pointing at each other . Alt: Woman doing a mic drop

There was a longtime OBGYN in Virginia named Dr Harry C. Beaver

Oh shit. Substack are the Kik guys? Holy shit. We're talking Roblox level predatory shit on that app. Oh my goodness that's nutso. They're bad people fr

And you get a heaping dose of ptsd.

The Dickies - Banana Splits YouTube video by exumedcat

Banana Splits, in a way, took me from crayons to perfume, watching the show as a kid & stagediving to this as a teen.

everything is a skills issue, technically, but some of us want a just and good world for the unskilled

The Greatest Taste Around YouTube video by Negativland - Topic

🎶 I got fired by my boss: Pepsi

I nailed Jesus to the cross: Pepsi🎶

He’s a grifter riddled with red flags cosplaying as a democrat—or maybe just a pathetic reflection of what the Democratic Party has devolved into as their 4th decade of continually sliding to the right.

It’s been 50 years since I read Revelations as a southern baptist raised kid and yes.

I started feeling it in his first term but there’s no overlooking it this time around.

And I say that as a non religious, apatheist.