Im locked in

Stunlock a puppygirl? Call that a muzzle flash

Partaking in an ancient lesbian tradition (my ex is giving me a wolf cut)

Oh gods i dont think i can resist much longer.. maybe ill dig out my copy of sonic heroes..

A Lesbian Fortuneteller Brainwashes Female Customers to Do Filthy Things

Truth nuke!!!

It should be illegal to make youtube videos if you are under the age of 30

Struggling to resist the libidinous temptation to change my pfp to neo metal sonic

Big gulp of caustic soda

No need! Get over here i got 08th ms team dubbed

Carb loading for an amazing reason (getting fat on my couch)

"Boys" love to sit on my couch and watch gundam episodes on vhs while i cook them dinner

I was a TA for a photography class back when undertale was at the height of its popularity. I had a student that was superbehind so i was giving her some help in the dark room and instead of listening to my instructions on which chemicals to use she was drawing her au of 2 sans' kissing and fucking

Doing to myself what the undertale fandom did to sans

I just realized having a harem of soda-themed women is really mormon-coded

I always thought it was cool in anime they would bite their thumbs to make themselves bleed i want to do that

Does it hurt ? Im thinking about getting into thumb biting and idk where to start

I oppose god with my thumbs

they're making me shitpost help me they're forcing me to post on bluesky help help they're forcing me hel

adhesive bandages and latex gloves are the virtual private networks of fingers

Water with a lemon slice will fuck me. I mean fix me.

I shoild have heeded her warnings my hubris is my downfall like icaraus i drank too much coffee

Needles in my fingers. Mangle my prints. No more identity.

weird porn but I guess I'll jerk

Ur telling me that this girls balls have joints?

Its porn sorry its self indulgetn selfcest porn my bad

Pre-emptive pain assassination

Im referring to myself tbc

This stupid bitch still makes out with the mirror the old fashioned way

Dont mute me ill be normal soon i promkse