Or should it be the young girls network..

Ready or not!

You're not alone. I read it and was confused because it my head it was a kind of mythical beast like a a gryphon. Now I learn not only is it true, it's derived from a corporation. Sometimes new knowledge makes me giddy/happy, this is just meh.

That's a real dystopia

Make Alzheimer's Govern America?

Must count kidneys after waking up!

Poor waif is fading away. Shame on you!

EPC rating F FFS 😊

It's just vile. And the icing on the cake is an EPC of "F", don't believe I've ever seen one that bad before.

Gratuitous: "something uncalled for, unwarranted, or unnecessary"

In my TED talk today, I shall posit that "tit" and "gratuitous" are always mutually exclusive terms. Thank you.

Goth clown stomp ftw!

When you're comfortable enabling genocide I guess a bit of piracy doesn't even make the needle twitch

Whoever makes these *needs* to get a show. This one was an absolute banger...

Hah!

Meh. I can see the statue ending up like that after a thousand years. Climate change, seas evaporate, dust and sand everywhere seems more than reasonable 😊

Yes it's Friday and I'm drinking.

Get to da choppa!!!!!

Oh FFS Bluesky, saw none of these Lucozade posts until after I posted mine. Sigh.

Doctored

a close up of a man making a funny face with his mouth open . Alt: The infamous head tap meme for every smart arse ever

Your rapid-fire skeets are exhausting to keep up with!

Which is good because I can count that keeping up as my exercise regime.

You're moving to x? I never want to see x again 😊

Credit card - Payoneer

Lol, one of us doesn't know what we're doing cos I can't see you 😊

It wasn't me!

Please don't turn your computer off!

Staffed by NHS FTEs or outsourced to yet another private company?

One for @rafluton.bsky.social shurely?

Snowy the bear in a crate

Well... #1 son just packed all his stuff into a van and headed North towards Manchester. Was fine until I saw his bear "snowy" which he got when he came home from special care 32 years ago. Oof.

Fingers crossed for you all!

Last couple of windy days I was being *paid* 5p per kWh that I used. Swings and roundabouts as it's a totally variable tariff but I always ensure I have enough in the battery to get me through peak price period.

No Meta platforms. Ever.

Personally like Mastodon most, but there are people I do want to follow only on here so I managed those two.